From the vast sinkhole it came
Rising like some She beast from the bowels of.....
I dunno ...somewhere, dark and hideous
A beast that uses Money for toilet paper
And where women's hair is made of fire
Only One Creature can rescue the world from this imminent peril
No, not that one- but isnt he adorable?
Tuxedo Cat Presents....
Double-Oh Tuxedo
In league with Newshounds Against Grammar Snobbery Presents
It Rose From The Litter
Introducing Captain Tiberius Spaulding as His Caregiver
And Layton From Oranga In Charge Of Dispensing Bananas
(Doesnt he know that Tuxedo Cats Dont eat Bananas- They Consume Champagne)