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    Post by Smooth Operator on Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:07 pm

    Monty Python: It's A Crude Life
    Originally Posted by Smooth Operator on Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:22 pm

    Bee, Serena, & I were discussing this Oil Problem in the Gulf and Bee had mentioned that this whole scenario would make a great Monty Python routine. As we went back and forth, Serena threw a few things out there and next thing we knew, we had a plot and figured.... heck, it would be a fun way to blow off some steam while this mess was playing out in the so-called real world.

    So, here's the Deal....

    Big Oil Company has inadvertently created a Monster that came to life after the largest Oil Spill in history.. Now it is threatening to devour the entire Gulf Coast Region and turn the Locals into its Tarball Slaves.

    Enter our heroes: Ted Tinkle

    Retired Plumber

    And Marsh Pringle


    Ex-LumberJack and devoted Cat Sitter

    They are approached by a couple of MIB types and asked (Rather told) to learn all that they can about the Ink Blot Menace and the evil genius who controls it- The elusive Professor Petroleum Head of Midnight Oil Inc., the largest Oil and gas company on the planet and the one responsible for creating this evil menace



    He's a power hungry evil genius who Spent his bored youth playing in motor oil and drawing silly cartoons




    Other characters to watch for will be the charismatic Senator Bevis SludgePott


    Hotel Lobbyist & Regulator for Just anybody with money


    Military Secretary In charge of greasy things


    The Governer of the Bayou Gulf Elwood Slick



    And his evil brother Lobbyist for the Oil company and Petroleum's Right hand man, RS Slick




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    Post by Smooth Operator on Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:09 pm

    Now, there are other characters who have not been named- PMs have gone to those for 1st dibs. Background characters who will provide specific scenerios according to their qualifications.

    Need I forget Mr InkBlot Bluto



    The Penguin Inquisition

    and the radical faction: Grannies against goo.


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    Post by GulfStream on Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:10 pm

    I'm..... I'm ready to get started and I'm so emotional that I'm gonna cry


    Radical Talk show host "Gulf Stream Hank" is reporting for duty


    And if anyone sees this guy:



    Tell him I'm ready to Kick His Ass...


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    Post by Newshound on Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:12 pm

    GulfStream wrote:I'm..... I'm ready to get started and I'm so emotional that I'm gonna cry


    Radical Talk show host "Gulf Stream Hank" is reporting for duty


    And if anyone sees this guy:



    Tell him I'm ready to Kick His Ass...



    Bayou Bob accepts challenge ::::sucks on straw:::::


    Meet my friend and InkBlot Correspondent Nelson Frigate who told me that I should ignore my opponent across the airwaves.

    Say Hi Nelson.






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    Post by Smooth Operator on Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:14 pm

    Excellent!!!



    There will be a brief intermission as we wait to hear from the others
    and hear a word from our sponsors "Midnight Oil Inc, the Largest and Most Powerful Company on the Planet...






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    Post by Bianca Byrnes on Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:16 pm

    Thanks for tuning in to Cajun Views, I'm Wild Domino and this is what's breaking in your part of the world Today



    After the 40th day, The 400 mile Oil blot emerging from the gulf keeps growing with no let up in site.


    The officials now in charge of analyzing the data claim that until it grows eyes, teeth, wings, and a tail, there is nothing to worry about.

    In other news, Police Solve Case Of Missing Bacon and

    Mrs Clinton will be joining us when we return from Commercial Break.

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    Post by Newshound on Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:18 pm

    Hey Gang, Bayou Bob here

    Did you see this in the news this morning?



    Wha.... :::laughs::: what the hell is THAT all about?
    I mean, that doesn't sound kosher. Grand Rapids...? Where is that, Canada?

    Don't get me wrong, I love Canadians. But we're here in the Bayou and that thing is eating our fish, our boats, even sucking the water from the gulf waters like it's sucking on a crazy straw.

    And where is our Bayou Governor Mr Slick?



    Nowhere to be found.

    But most distressing is that no one knows where that scumbag Prof. Petroleum slithered off too.



    Not only did his company cause this thing to erupt in our waters but 10 days ago I noticed people running around with what looked like diapers on their heads murmering something about "Tar" and "Bells" This is what they look like --->

    Keep awake Bayou Country. This is your good friend Bob signing off.


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    Post by Aunt Bee on Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:21 pm

    As the Bayou Country watches the news, a Man steps out of a bar into the Cajun streets as the sun sets across the murky waters.


    ...Psssst.... hey you. A voice behind him says.


    "Me"

    I wasn't talking to your imaginary playtime buddy.

    Are you Ted Tinkle?


    Why yes, that's me.
    Can I help you?

    I'm Inspector GoodTime Charlie





    Excuse Me??



    It's a code name sir. America needs your help and we won't take no for an answer.




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    Post by Iowa Lott on Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:24 pm

    While Good time Charlie was getting a load of Tinkle, I had a meeting with a blind date I had met on the Interwebs.

    Of course, my partner and I had it all mapped out. So I knocked on his door- a dive, cheap and sparse. This was no doubt the place & he was inside waiting My arrival.



    I just hadn't anticipated what greeted me the door.



    You must be Iowa Lott.... What a lovely name.


    I flashed him my badge and pushed him through the door


    I'm an agent with the Govt. and I need to talk to you Mr Pringle.

    OOooohhhh....



    I can play that game..... Cheeky

    No game moron. Your country needs you. So let me explain.


    I got my superman outfit on if you're into that.


    I could see that this was destined to be a long night.



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    Post by Smooth Operator on Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:33 pm

    For getting out even the toughest Swamp Skank off your shirt, try Mr Housing Bubbles



    Made with New and improved chemical known as Crewd.


    Fresh on the market and ready for you to consume..


    Try it on for size today !!!!

    Now we will return you to "Gulf Stream Hank Live!"

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    Post by GulfStream on Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:35 pm

    Can you believe this Guy???




    Yeah...... Him.... Bayou Baaawwb...

    When did he start feeding the fear. ???? I mean I kind of thought we were comrades in the search for truth. No gimmicks, no feeding of the Looney fear based what nots.... I mean, when we did this publicity stunt to help the children in Haiti well...



    I was VERY sincere. And with every dollar I made, I thought of those kids and thanked them silently.

    In case you didn't know, Bayou Baaawb claimed that there were "Crazy" diaperheads running loose across the bayou and The Gulfcoast Gov. is missing.

    Oooooooh.... And maybe the Mayan Calender ends tonight huh???



    Anyway, I'm sure that hooch he drinks is effecting his brain cells because I dont know anything about Diaperheads but I have the Governor in My studio.

    :::Audience reacts:::::

    Yeahp that's right, I have him tied to a chair in the Green Room so he won't get away. Would you like to see him???

    :::Audience reacts:::::




    Alright!!!! Well that's what we'll do. We're going to take a break and return with Governor Slick and talk about what's going on in the Gulf.

    Only go away if you have too. We'll be right here waiting for you.

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    Post by Serina on Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:39 pm

    And Once Again We Will Take A Moment Of Intermission






    If you pressed no to not kill the penguin thank you for your 20 dollar donation which will be used to help the sweet wonderful Gulf Coast Creatures being Murdered by this terrible.... terrible disaster

    For your convenience, we automatically subtracted it from your bank account.

    We return you to Intermission already in progress





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    Post by Aunt Bee on Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:53 pm

    Deep in the heart of the city, miles below the bussling commotion, the boys have been placed in a darkened room room alone . The lights suddenly come on and Inspector Goodtime Charlie enters the room with a large folder entitled Top Secret.

    I Understand that you already Know each other.




    Noooo.... No.... Never Met... Don't know him



    Can't say that I have.... No..... Are you speaking to me as well?




    The Inpector sighs in frustration and shows them both a picture, then another. Perhaps these will refresh your memories...



    Does The Black Mail Game...



    ... Ring any bells...?

    I Want My Mom...




    Look at the size of that bum Tinkle!!! Ha Ha!!!




    Okay so, we worked together 20 years ago.... a reality show.... What of it???



    Yeah-- what Pringle said.


    No Need to get your Jockstraps in a twist.



    But You Both Will Help

    You are familar with the disaster in the Gulf???

    Before either one could answer the Inspector he tossed out a picture in front of them.



    We are trying to get information on this man. His name is Offshore Mick. He's a lobbyist and friends of Professor Petroleum's.

    He was in the Blackmail Game as was this man



    R.S. Slick, another oil lobbyist and Petroleum's right hand man.





    You're a Looney







    I Am Not a Looney...!





    Then have a drink Inspector.... If you are Not a Looney, then what are we expected to do then???



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    Post by Monochrome Man on Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:57 pm

    I'll takeover from here Chief.

    I'm Inspector X and I will have a drink of that Pringle. You are so kind to offer.

    HmmmmPh...!



    The Inspector huffs as he storms out of the room.

    I'm afraid boys that he really is a looney but we can't fire him.

    Look boys, overly educated scumbags got us into a hell of a mess in the gulf. When the oil well exploded the oil turned into a monster of unspeakable havoc. Now it's on the way inland, slowly eating it's way to the coast. As it closes in, the folks who live along the coast have been transforming into these:



    And more recently these:






    Come on boys, no need to hide behind the sofa. You'll both be perfectly safe

    We had an insider named Charlie who claimed that Prof. Petrolaum controls the monster from within his hidden lair somewhere in Mexico where he is under the protection of The Diablo Cartel.





    I sense you both pulling away from me.

    Here's another picture. Recognize these fellas?




    TINKLE:
    My God Man!!! All Of Us .... Together...?



    PRINGLE:
    I was a different Man then...


    Obviously.

    Look Boys I need to run but I'll make this brief. You were all in the Blackmail Game together. We're looking to find your old cronies. You both are in a position to help.

    By posing as a couple of Oil Regulators looking to cash in on this "Crude" investment of Petroleum's, we simply follow you to his lair where He and his henchman are captured and you boys go home, the Monster is extinguished, and the world lives happily ever so after.

    Whaddya say boys???



    :::Together:::
    Well, all right why not???


    Pringle: Yeah Sure
    Tinkle: I still think you MIB types are looneys but all right


    Excellent!! I'll fill you in on all the details.... You guys watch Gulfstream Hank?? He's about to interview The Governor and I don't want to miss it.

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    Post by GulfStream on Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:02 pm



    Ok ... welcome back...
    .
    I do have some bad news to share.... during the break it was revealed that the latest negotiation with the Gulf Spill Monster fell through.
    And for that I have only one thing to add:



    But even more tragically... some people out there think that I am a comedian

    What's THAT About?



    But Seriously



    They have been throwing top hats on it

    Not Me

    They offered it money only to realize they were dealing with liquid money that turned into a monster.

    I knew better.
    I invested in gold

    And after they stomped at it with a Acme 16 ton weight and The Giant foot of the Jolly Green giant....



    the Monster only got bigger and angrier. Well...

    DOHHH...

    Sending virgin sacrifices only made it hungrier and bigger

    Here's a shot someone caught and sent in to us



    You won't get that from Mainstream news.

    Folks across the gulf are calling him "InkBlot Bluto"

    And someone here to talk to us about InkBlot Bluto Is Governor Elwood Slick....

    Come On Out!!

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    Post by GulfStream on Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:04 pm

    Hi... excuse me Hank :::Nervous chuckle:::






    Uhhhmm....



    The Strange little man who was here....

    well, he's been escorted away, by this man.



    Do I know you??




    Yeah Hank.... I was your wife for 15 years and now I am your boss... Bitch...





    OHHHH... SHI...



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    Post by Newshound on Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:32 pm

    Hi Gang, Bayou Bob Here...

    I dont know what the hell happened to Gulf Stream Hank,

    but I took this opportunity to give you some REAL facts.

    Early this morning, Petroleum's spokesman- I believe this is their 3rd, responded to the Gaff made by Hayword in regards to "Wanting His Life Back" and reiterating that the problem is really not big at all.




    Here's the clip.






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    Post by Newshound on Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:34 pm

    Now that the Diamond cutter hasn't worked, they have this "Brilliant" plan to use garden shears against the Monster.





    I don't know about you gang but don't they know that bullets and scissors never work against monsters of goo???

    IMHO, the Penguin Inquisition and the Grannies against Goo may need to band together and take their papers, rocks, & scissors away from them.....


    Ohhh Excuse me, I have a call.
    Yeah...




    Hello Bayou Bob, this is Marsh Pringle



    Can I help you??



    Yes you can. First, I love your show. But I had to unplug Gulfstream Hank For Hijacking our Movie and now...



    I am afraid that I am having to unplug you as well.




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    Post by Aunt Bee on Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:36 pm



    ... For Something...





    Completely Different....




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    Post by Lucid Dreamer on Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:38 pm

    ..... So as the Bayou Citizens looked on in horror
    From their windows...


    And the rest of the world from their Television....



    AND... As the black soupy InkBlot Monster grew and ate more...



    Our heroes began their Journey ...



    And met some strange and silly beings along the way to their first destination... Penguisition HeadQuarters where they were to meet Captain Mudpit, the Penguin Inquisition Leader, and his 2 dancing body guards.



    STOP!!!! Who Are you??? Tell Me before I slash you into 5 hundred million pieces!!!
    AAaaaaargh...!

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    Post by Serina on Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:40 pm

    It's quite alright .... we were told you would be expecting us...
    Tinkle Said





    Pringle added: We're to ask you if you have any ice cream.
    Ice Cream??? 2 Scoops Or 3??




    We were told that you could help us find this guy...






    The Grannies can take you to him.
    But when you see him, will you give him a message??




    Of Course...






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    Post by Bianca Byrnes on Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:44 pm

    We'll Get Back To Our Heroes But First..... Breaking News From OMGtv



    Thank You for tuning in to OMG Tv. I am Wild Dominoe and here's what's happening in your world today.


    As the Gulf Monster expands it's reach across the Gulf, Evil Groups such as the "Penguin Inquisition




    And "Grannies Against Goo" have sprung up.



    Disguised as Environmental Groups, they have both been connected to the strange virus that is turning the Gulf Coast citizens into Free Thinkers and Diaper Heads

    If you have a Granny, know of a Penguin, or any other loved ones exhibiting these behaviors, please hang up and call 911.

    Now we will return you to your program already in progress.

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    Post by Serina on Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:49 pm

    So Our Heroes Thanked their new friends and continued on their quest



    ... to find the Grannies Against Goo...


    And as they journeyed through the marshes they caught a glimpse portions of the monster as it waved in their general direction



    Tinkle observed the crowds of infected citizens were getting larger




    ... As Pringle took a picture of the inkblot monster as it swam towards them along the docks.


    I wouldn't do that If I were you sonny...

    A voice behind them said.





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    Post by Serina on Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:50 pm

    Actually, it's not a camera, it's the whole world I have in my hand see???



    Don't Be ridiculous Pringle, this lady is not one to be patronized.


    Are you the lady who's going to help us get to where we need to be??
    If so, we were to give you this.





    Why thank you dear..... those lil Penguins are SO nice. They fix me the best Arctic Whiskey!

    Now boys, listen up... I can take you as far as the Tar Pit Flotel...

    http://illiweb.com/fa/pbucket.gif" alt="" />

    "FLO-Tell?"


    >>>>> Flotels are Floating Hotels... this one was an abandoned oil rig that Petroleum turned into a resort casino and it's run by that fella yer lookin fer. It is just outside Dead Parrot Island- where Petroleum is supposedly holed up at- and to get there, you must get past OffShore Mick.

    Now, did you bring your disguises?




    Ohhh Make no never mind... here- put these baby clothes on.

    .... NOW Boys.... She snapped
    Ahhhhh.... Aren't you boys the cutest thangs???!!!




    Now my sister Maybelline and I will take you to the ferry that goes to the TarPit, aftewr that- you're on your own..


    ::::Both Mumbling::::
    Okay... Understood

    I do wish that you wouldn't have unplugged Bayou Bob and Mr Hank. They seem like nice boys too.


    .... So then the Grannies Packed the boys in a couple of strollers and they were off to their next desination





    A Massive Floating Monster of Steel That looked more like a big mess than any Hotel. And the Isle of Snotty Looking Goo surrounding it, didn't help in its appearance





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