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    Monty Python In: It's A Crude Life

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    Halloween Re: Monty Python In: It's A Crude Life

    Post by Smooth Operator on Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:52 pm



    A Penguisition Interlube....



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    Halloween Re: Monty Python In: It's A Crude Life

    Post by Serina on Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:48 am

    When the Boys got to the ferry heading toward The Tarpit Floatel, it gave them the opportunity to reflect... And so our story continues tonight concerning 2 boys confronted with the follies of youth and old age at the same time



    Tinkle: Ahhhh the sea. This takes me back to the time of my youth when I was a wee lad playing in the oil swamps of Madagascar. I couldn't have been more than 10...

    Pringle: That's nothin.... I was 6 when I was caught up in a lake of goo that I mistook for maple syrup. It took a week for the doctors to pump it out of my stomach.

    Tinkle: You know, I often think that if we had been kinder to Petroleum we could have avoided this disaster in the Gulf Area.

    Pringle: Naaaah.


    Tinkle: Well... maybe... but just suppose for a minute that when Petroleum was in the Green room during the Blackmail game drawing those silly cartoons, and if we hadn't tease him and hadn't strung him upside down by his feet in a corner of a dark closet for 3 days, He might not have burned down our houses, telling us to never contact him again- Just think what a difference it would have made - he'd have gone down in history as a nice chap who makes silly cartoon animation, instead of the GulfBlot Stain of The South.


    Pringle: Well, we might have left his clothes on for him.


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    Post by Serina on Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:51 am

    So they took a first close look at The Floatel as they docked



    And before they knew it, was greeted by the Proprietor Mick Sludgepot.



    Hello, and welcome to the Tarpit.






    Do you gentlemen have a reservation?




    Yes we do. Tinkle Enterprises



    Have we met?

    Tinkle: No...... Have you lost my reservation Sir???

    Sludgepit: (Looks back on the manifest) No, I'm sure it's right here.
    (Looks at Pringle) I could swear that I know you both.

    Pringle: Look here sir, when my associate made these reservations 3 years before the Gulf Accident you assured us that we would have 2 seperate rooms with chorus girls AND a wetbar.
    Now where is it...?

    Sludgepit: Ohhhh yes. So sorry- (Writes in his manifest) Tinkle Enterprises- the whole 3rd floor.

    Pringle:Well then.... THATs more like it.

    Sludgepit: (Hands tinkle the keys)

    Tinkle: Brilliant. Has Mr Slick signed in yet?

    Sludgepit: Yes. Early yesterday.... Will you be joining him to Dead Parrot Island?

    Tinkle: Only if he insists. We will be joining him for dinner.

    Sludgepit: All right then... ALL 3 guests for dinner tonight.


    So our heroes changed clothes and rested up, preparing themselves for what lay ahead. . . . .



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    Post by Smooth Operator on Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:54 am



    . . . . And Now For Something Completely Different . . . .

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    Halloween Re: Monty Python In: It's A Crude Life

    Post by Smooth Operator on Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:55 am

    When all of your gadgets of communications fail- this iPhone won't leave you dead in the water...



    The Zombie iPhone

    Get yours today..
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    Halloween Re: Monty Python In: It's A Crude Life

    Post by Newshound on Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:00 am



    Hi Gang... You may be asking yourselves what the hell happened to Bayou Bob and Gulfstream Whats-his name when we were pulled off the air a couple of days ago.

    Well in a nut shell, someone sent us the following video of Governor Slick in Gulfstream Hanks Green room after it was revealed that the latest attack on the Gulf stream monster had failed:



    But before the Governor's interview, he was taken away from Hank's studio and before I could air the clip, my show was pulled.

    I didn't know what to do at first...



    So I called my Congressman Senator
    Earl Profit



    Who reminded me that since I didnt vote for him, he didnt have to represent me.
    But THEN I thought to contact our Resident Expert on fancy technology to help us



    ...and with a little help from him and advanced math



    I got us hooked back up to satellite. But that wasn't enough....

    Don't mention me!!! Don't mention me!!!



    Suddenly I found myself texting an old adversary...




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    Halloween Re: Monty Python In: It's A Crude Life

    Post by GulfStream on Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:02 am

    I'm sorry Bob, but I'm going to have to take it from here...



    After reading this spammed text I just gave this bayou Bob a call instead.

    What he had to say shocked and nearly dismembered Me.



    At first I yelled great obscenities into my Zombie iPhone



    Then I realized that this COULD be a great collaboration



    As long as nobody sees me going into HIS studio I'll be fine...



    But now that I'm here, I must ask myself....
    What am I doing here >>> ?





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    Post by Newshound on Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:03 am

    Pssst... Hank, I own His show too...




    NOOOooooooo....!



    I'm Mom's favorite....





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