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    Post by Smooth Operator on Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:52 am

    The Scorpio Universe:



    .... A place where Mental laziness is the norm



    And They'll Make Ice Cream Out Of Just about Anything



    A Place.... Where People Marry Their Sisters- But Dont Tell Anyone





    And Fat Cats Rule Certain Galactic Centers...




    But There's More To Scorpio Than Meets The Eye....




    But There's More To Scorpio Than Meets The Eye....


    Drones And Their TV Shows Are The Norm




    And Running From Them Has Become A Galactic Past Time



    Where Planets Have Become Prisons Without Anyone Seeming To Know It



    The Once Mighty Jedi of The Nights Have Become A Myth, Doomed To Historic Obscurity



    And Civil Wars Are Played Out Like Game Shows In Front Of The Masses, Between A Fun Loving Crazy Empire & Their Unyielding Teenage Rebels.



    Stories Tell Of A Legendary Hero



    Or Perhaps A Few Heroes And One Mysterious Bad Guy Who Would Change Scorpio Forever





    At A Time When Holograms Could Communicate



    When A Strange Creature Would Give Everyone The Bird



    When Noone Flew Solo



    And Emperors Had Really Great Hair And Their Stares Could Literally Kill



    But Luckily, We Don't Believe Everything We Read.




    The Scorpio Universe....



    It Will Make You Want To Kiss A Wookie




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    Post by Aunt Bee on Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:46 pm








    In A Dimension Not So Far Away....





    Scorpio Rising:









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    Post by Aunt Bee on Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:52 pm

    Episode 19:



    Attack Of The Drones






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    Post by Aunt Bee on Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:54 pm

    Mental Laziness has engulfed the Scorpio Universe creating

    a civil war between The those who want everything handed

    to them and those who want to destroy everything by remote

    control because it's really cool to watch.



    In a far off sector-

    Rebel spaceships, (Code Named Scorpions) strike from a hidden base

    and have won their first victory against the Tyrannical Boo Empire ,

    gaining enough points to add 5 more lives and all the bacon they can consume.



    While the congress of the Republic endlessly debate on what women

    should do about the size and shapes of their vaginas, the Greedy

    Tyrannical spies are in pursuit of secret documents by Rebel

    Propagandists regarding Their Secret Drone Army they are

    creating across the Galaxy.



    During the above mentioned battle, Tyrannical spies manage

    to steal those secret plans and locations to where these Drones

    might be found along with their intents.



    In pursuit to regain these plans, Rebel fighter, Hank Quazar

    pursues the spies in question as to gain more points and

    to relieve some of his boredom.




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    Post by GulfStream on Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:25 pm

    :::::And At the helm of the Scorpion Falcon::::::




    Hey Lando- The scrollbar is stuck again...
    I cant see enough of the opening narration at a time

    Can You fix It?


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    Post by Durango on Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:27 pm

    :::Sits next to Quazar ::::



    There is no fixing

    :::Looks out in the area of space in front of them:::::
    Captain, what are you doing?



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    Post by GulfStream on Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:29 pm

    ::::continues doing space summersalts in front of the Spy Ship:::::



    I already warned them to prepare themselves to be boarded.

    They refuse to stand down.


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    Post by Durango on Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:31 pm



    I believe that all you have to do is land Sir for I over rode the ships controls and placed laughing gas inside the air ducts.

    It won't effect us.


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    Post by GulfStream on Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:34 pm

    ::::Meanwhile, On the Aloha deck on board the Empirical Cruiser, Bopa Fed is reading the material he confiscated from the rebellion.::::



    QUAZAR
    We'll take that off yer hands if you don't mind



    Bopa Fed




    QUAZAR
    Oh fer cryin out loud, Not another Jedi Of The Nights role playing type




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    Post by Durango on Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:36 pm

    Excuse Me Captain



    He's Not role playing...



    ::::Boba Fed lays down his weapon and his information as Quazar takes the Classified documents off Boba Fed's hands::::

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    Post by GulfStream on Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:38 pm

    I knew that already....



    And Lando, change back, you're not s'posed to have more hair than me.

    And stop looking at me that way.

    :::Lando scans the document as Quazar passes them to Lando:::::
    ::::And returns his attention to Boba Fed::::
    So whaddya have to say for yourself?




    Bopa Fed
    Nothing except that when we meet again, I will cast you in irons and take you to Jabba The Cat on Ringa 10 where you will be eaten and digested slowly over a period of Millenias to the hanta beast of Ahhhhhhh.




    QUAZAR
    Anything else



    Bopa Fed


    These documents are fake..... take them- I really dont care.
    But you may be interested to know that the Empire already has drones AND a Jedi Warrior in custody. He doesnt even know he's a prisoner.

    QUAZAR
    ::::To Lando::::



    Is he lying?


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    Post by Durango on Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:40 pm

    No Sir.

    He tells the truth.



    I suggest we leave before The Tyrannical backup forces arrive.


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    Post by GulfStream on Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:41 pm

    Well then, let's go.



    And remind me to have that chamelian circuit of yers fixed.

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    Post by Serina on Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:44 pm

    And Now . . . . .




    A Brief Word From The Tyrannical Empire Services At The Galactic Federation



    (If You Do Not Understand Wookie Speak, Please Buy A Translator.

    Only $500 Cubits An Hour For Lessons On Risa 12.
    Discounts While Supplies Last.


    Don't You Want To Be Smarter Than A Wookie?)


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    Post by Aunt Bee on Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:21 pm

    Show Me
    Sung To The Tune Of
    Help By The Beatles


    Hellp, Can You Hear Me



    Hellp, Do I Have To Shout



    Help, You're My Only Hope...



    Or Just Show Me



    When I was younger,




    so much younger than today,




    The Universe Seemed A Much Better Place




    But now it seems that things are not as they seemed to be,



    Some Of My Innocence Vanished In The Haze





    Now I Have My Magic 8 Ball but not the means, to turn it back around



    Show Me the way to get me off of this rock



    The Emperors Here Have No Clo-Othes



    And I'm not their little sla-AVE



    Their ways of nurturing is just a notch above weird


    Wont You Please.... Show Me how to get away from them



    I just Cant- Do It Alone



    Now I'm Not a girl who cant take care of things....



    My independence has given me beautiful things



    But now and then I could use a boo-oost


    I need a way to find a way to open up the door



    I'm a princess, have my own committee, a rebel and floss my teeth every day


    Help me if you can, I'm Looking For My Friends



    They are destined to find the Lost Jedi of The Ni-IGHTS



    Help me find them wherever they are tonight



    Won't you please, come show me



    When I was younger,



    so much younger than today,


    I had an invisible friend, she was my little saint



    She said that we would find each other again some day


    But those days are gone, and NOW I have 2 jobs



    I work day and night with no sight of reward



    Help me if you can the Empire Likes Too Much Pai-ain




    And the Rebels are far too LAY-AZY


    We need a hero to find the Lost Je-DII
    The Emperors Here are flat out Cra-AZY



    Won't you please, please come show me



    When I was younger,



    so much younger than today,





    I never needed anyone to get me what I need



    But now a hero is needed to open up the door



    A hero to see the light like only drones have done before



    But these days everything thing is done by committee
    They never thought to simply use the force



    Show Me the way to get me off of this rock



    The Emperors Here Have No Clo-Othes


    Their ways of nurturing is just a notch above weird



    Wont You Please.... Show Me ......



    Please



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    Post by Monochrome Man on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:14 pm

    ::::Imperial March Theme::::




    ELI
    What is your bidding, Father?


    Darth BOO
    Oh for Criminy's sakes, get up boy and tell me what you have to say for yourself?


    ELI
    I do not understand




    Darth BOO


    You told me that you killed your wife after she found out She was your sister
    But as it turned out, She sent a note to one of our Senator's on the way out of town.



    Now this Senator is trying to pass a bill that requests dna testing to prevent inter related marriages.
    And states that further more, that anyone who marries their sibling to be sent to The Hanta Beast of Ahhhhhh

    What do you have to say Son?


    ELI
    I don't know what you mean Father.
    I killed her myself.



    ::::Boo hands Eli a piece of paper and Eli Looks it over:::::




    Darth BOO
    Perhaps You killed her with laughter as she left your shiney metal ass.



    ELI
    No Father. She died when she gave me that note. So Hesty No Longer exists.



    It was at that moment she became D'Navista


    Darth BOO
    Ahhhh- Well that explains everything.
    I trained you well in Being an Alpha Dog



    Perhaps you can explain what You told me to Senator Vesta.
    We have an appointment to see Her.


    ELI
    Can't we just kill her or use mind tricks on her instead?



    I understand that Money works too sometimes.




    Darth BOO
    I should have never been a father- I love too much.


    :::Releases him::::
    You see Son, This Senator is too popular to simply HAVE killed




    She is also not one to be bought, and finally- our mind tricks do not work on her.
    So MAN up and lets get this over with.

    :::Eli Bows and follows His Dad outside his chambers::::


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    Post by Aunt Bee on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:16 pm




    ::::Vesta Comes Into Her Office To See Her Angry Security
    Guard pinning down a man to the floor and a Chamelain Android switched off,
    laying on the floor:::::




    WHAT have I told You RinTinn...? To never bring Your
    "Friends" to my office.



    Rin Tinn






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    Post by GulfStream on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:18 pm

    Will you get this walking carpet off of me?



    I'm afraid that he's going to cough up a hairball.

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    Post by Aunt Bee on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:19 pm

    Shut Up- I'm trying to hear what he has to say.




    RIN TIN:





    VESTA:

    I see-
    broke in did he?


    There's more than one way to deal with that....

    ::::RinTinn releases Quazar and he gets up:::::




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    Post by GulfStream on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:21 pm

    Now wait a minute Princess, Hear me out....


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    Post by Aunt Bee on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:22 pm

    I am not a Princess, I am a Senator...



    :::Stops herself::::



    But I dreamed of being a Princess.... Once....
    Now who are you and state your business!!!





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    Post by GulfStream on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:23 pm

    :::Hands her the papers he confiscated::::



    I'm Hank Quazar - a pilot for the Rebellion and I am here to help you.

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    Post by Aunt Bee on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:25 pm



    Are you brain dead?
    You can't be here.



    Noone knows what I do at night and the Emperors will be here at any moment to see me and this is the only time they have available until February of Next year.

    You'll have to leave and make an appointment on the 800 Rebel Line to set an appointment with Me.



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    Post by GulfStream on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:36 pm

    Look Sister- I'm not one of your committees either.
    This is important.



    The Empire claims that the Jedi Of The Nights Army is a fake and they ALSO claim to have a Jedi of The Nights in custody and I want to know the truth.

    I have a feeling for these things.


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    Post by Aunt Bee on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:37 pm

    What is WITH You?
    I'm not your Sister either.


    And dont you know there are Drones all over the place.... lying in wait to bite our necks and suck out our juices?

    :::Looks over the Information::::




    Ohhh My- This IS big...



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