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    Scorpio Rising: Attack Of The Drones

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    Post by GulfStream on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:38 pm

    What....?



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    Post by Aunt Bee on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:40 pm

    Nothing.



    You can leave now. Thanks for your information.
    RinTinn will fix Your Android and you both are free to run along.




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    Post by GulfStream on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:41 pm

    Oh No.....



    Spill It.

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    Post by Aunt Bee on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:43 pm

    :::Rin Tinn tells Vesta that He can smell the Emperors arriving that they are a few minutes away:::



    VESTA:
    Thanks Rin Tinn.
    :::Sighs::::



    Look Quazar, The Rebellion has had our own army of Drones for some time now.
    We are Actually in search for these Jedi Of The Nights and the Empire does have a prisoner on the Prison Planet Of Taroque 4, but no one can get to him.

    But I could put it on the table at the next Rebellion Council meeting as to whether we break him out or not.

    :::Chuckles::::
    Unless of course, YOU think that You can break him out.






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    Post by GulfStream on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:45 pm

    I never thought You'd ask.

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    Post by Aunt Bee on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:46 pm

    GulfStream wrote:I never thought You'd ask.


    ::::She
    goes to her desk and pulls out the information on this Prisoner and where he
    may be kept::::



    I don't know why I'm giving you this except for an old legend that tells of
    someone who is destined to pull the Republic back to our Generally lazy state
    before it became completely lazy.


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    Post by GulfStream on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:47 pm

    Hey, I have nothing else to do.
    And it sounds like fun.




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    Post by Aunt Bee on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:49 pm

    You better leave out the back.
    And Good Luck.



    ::::As he leaves with Lando she shakes her head and chuckles as she heads for the door:::::
    Poor ignorant Bastard. Doesnt he know what he's heading for?
    :::She Opens The Door and Comes Face To Face With Lords Boo and Eli:::::



    Darth Boo, I expected to find you at my door holding Eli's Leash.



    All morning I couldn't get the phrase; "Come To Daddy" out of My head.


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    Post by Monochrome Man on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:50 pm

    May we come in Senator. Eli has something to tell You and it won't take long.



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    Post by Aunt Bee on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:51 pm

    Certainly gentlemen.

    Won't you both come inside-



    ..and I do hope that it doesn't take long.
    I have a hair appointment and massage in an hour.




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    Post by Smooth Operator on Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:32 pm

    And Now.....

    A Music Interlude

    She's A Brick House



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    Post by Serina on Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:34 pm

    Coming Soon To BOO TV
    For It's 3rd Season



    Now We Return You To Scorpio Rising.....
    Already In Progress.


    May Force Be With You


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    Post by Newshound on Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:37 pm



    I Get In The Middle Of A Regulator's Crap And Show You Why Their Shit Doesn't Stink.



    Perhaps All He Needs Is A Good Laxative

    AND
    Jabba The Fat Cat Seen Pimping For A Weight Watcher Program That Will Take Him


    Now Perhaps It's Just Me But Maybe If He Stopped Eating Every Illegal Alien He Came In Contact With, He MIGHT Could Lose Some Of That Weight




    THEN....
    Emperor Boo's New Line Of Sockit To Me Software Has Just Come Out


    It Seems That No One Can Get Enough Of This Software That Slaps You In The Face When You Try Logging Onto A Site It Disapproves Of.

    PLUS....
    Last Week We Reported From An UnKnown Source That Emporer Eli's Wife Was Really His Sister Who Left His Ass To Become A Fabled Jedi Of The Nights Who Say Ni.


    What Was I Thinking?



    Actually, I Simply Aired It To See If Anyone Was Paying Attention.


    You Know Me... I'm Always In The Middle Of Something


    THIS IS





    Hey Folks.....


    First Up..... I Wanna Talk About Jawas



    :::::He Sees The Program Director Off Camers:::::


    But First, We'll Take A Commercial Break.
    We'll Be Right Back...




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    Post by Aunt Bee on Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:42 pm

    The Planet Of Taroque 4
    sung to the tune of
    Hotel California



    In the dark regions of space,



    inflight to Taroque 4



    Jetstream awoke me, pointing to the Planet's door.
    Up ahead in the distance, it gave a shimmering light



    There were 4 Moons That Protected it




    We'd Have to make up a story, of our plight



    There he stood at the gateway



    Asking for ID
    I was thinking to myself



    We could make it hard or make this Hell
    Jetstream handed him a card, and he took it to see

    There were words uttered from My mouth
    And Here Is What Those Words Of Mine Said......



    We're Diplomats on a mission, TO Taroque 4
    This is the pass we need (We're looking for a guy)



    And You'll let us through.



    Plenty to do on Taroque 4



    Any time we want.( Skycrawler's His Name.)



    You'll let us in.




    His mind seemed a bit muddled, Seems 2 droids had escaped



    They made lots and lots of counterfeit, before getting away
    2 droids to remember, 2 not to forget



    So I called up to the Ethers



    Please show me a sign
    And I told the guard .....




    And by now I'm sure that they are faaaar ..... away,




    We wish you luck with all our might....



    And This is what he had to say...



    Welcome to the Planet Of Taroque 4
    He stamped our cards (gave 'em back)



    I'll get You a free room at Taroque 4
    He let us through (Gave us a map)



    SkyCrawler works Media at Taroque 4
    We got a media pass (He then Gave us a key)



    We then waved our goodbyes



    Drone surrounded cities
    Entrance to the Cantina came with a price



    Jetstream said: There's our Hotel what a dump- must be over priced



    After checking in
    I went to look around



    We would have to kill our own food



    So we decided to eat out.



    Right Next to our Hotel
    Just A Block From The Door



    I found The Building With A Sign Over Head... It Said






    "Relax, " said a homeless Droid,
    "He is programmed to give us news.



    Once You Start Watching,
    You Won't Watch Anything Else



    Welcome to the Planet Of Taroque 4
    It's The Only News (The Droid's A Douche)



    He'll Be Out By Noon



    Just Reach Out With Your Feelings At Taroque 4
    There's No Other Shows (Ratings Will Plunge)



    And We Would Be On Our Way



    Welcome To The Planet Of Taroque 4

    If He's Not A Jedi (Not A Jedi)
    Then We're All Screwed


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    Post by Newshound on Sun Mar 10, 2013 2:14 pm

    Malcolm
    Drew- What Are You Doin?



    I'm trying to do a show here and .....


    DREW:
    I Know- Sorry. Look...



    There Are A Couple Of Men Here To See You.
    They Say They work For The Emperors and They Have Something VERY Important To Discuss With You.


    Malcolm
    Did You see their papers?




    DREW:
    Papers...... They Told Me That I Didn't Need To See any Papers.



    I can send in your stand in clone to cover the rest of the show if you'd like.


    Malcolm
    ::::shrugs:::::

    Yeah sure. Why not.




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    Post by Newshound on Sun Mar 10, 2013 2:40 pm

    ::::Malcolm walks into his dressing room where he sees 2 Suspicious looking types::::
    :::He waves a hand mysteriously before them:::::

    I don't owe you money and I have Never Seen Either Of You Before.



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    Post by GulfStream on Sun Mar 10, 2013 2:42 pm

    :::::Quazar & Jetstream exchange confused glances at each other and Quazar holds out his hand:::::



    The Name's Quazar. Hank Quazar.

    This Is My Associate Lando Jetstream and those alternating Jedi mind tricks don't work on us because He's an android and I'm simply amazing

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    Post by Newshound on Sun Mar 10, 2013 2:43 pm

    It's Not a mind trick.
    I dont owe anyone ANY money..... and I have never seen either of you 2 before today.



    So, What can I do for You Guys?

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    Post by GulfStream on Sun Mar 10, 2013 2:44 pm

    You ARE MALCOLM Skycrawler, aren't You?


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    Post by Newshound on Sun Mar 10, 2013 2:46 pm

    GulfStream wrote:You ARE MALCOLM Skycrawler, aren't You?



    ::::Scoffs::::



    Don't you watch my show?
    What's This About?

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    Post by GulfStream on Sun Mar 10, 2013 2:48 pm

    :::::Lando & Quazar::::::
    We Don't Watch Much TV



    Look, We're Agents From The Empirical Confidential Department Of Classified Resources, Top Secret Division.

    :::::Quazar Shows Malcolm His Fake I.D.::::



    And The Empire Needs You Sir and You Should Come With Us.



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    Post by Newshound on Sun Mar 10, 2013 2:49 pm

    That's a blank sheet of paper. SIR.



    Besides, I hate the Boo Empire

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    Post by GulfStream on Sun Mar 10, 2013 2:50 pm

    :::Emphatically::::
    No It's NOT a blank sheet of paper...



    It's Psychic Paper, The Holder is supposed to impose an image to what he wants the reader to see.



    And obviously You are not wanting to see it.

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    Post by Newshound on Sun Mar 10, 2013 2:52 pm

    Well, It's Blank for me.



    Look, I appreciate it- and I am flattered but I can't come with you guys

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    Post by Durango on Sun Mar 10, 2013 2:53 pm

    You mean that You know why we have come?


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