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    Post by Aunt Bee on Thu Jun 13, 2013 8:51 am


    . . . . please come right away . . . . .


    I'm sorry but I suddenly thought of the old Bewitched show and it made me think of Dr. Bombay.



    You havent properly introduced yerself Sir and I am certain that everyone here as well as all those spying web bots would like to know your story and How You got to be a Counselor.



    So when you have time for story time could you pop in?

    Thanks

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    We promise to not pee on your leg



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    Post by Dr Spence on Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:02 am

    Well Aunt Bee, As always I Am glad to help.





    Actually I wasn't always a counselor. Some time ago I had gotten involved in New Age Meditation where I met A Sorceress from the Booniverse. So I'll just start at the beginning...


    It Began Like All Other Stories.....
    ....Once Upon A Time....



    ..... There Was A Guy Named Cameron... That's Me BTW...




    Who Was Between Career Moves & Dabbling Into New Age Spirituality




    He Was Looking For His Animal Guide , And Deep Into His Meditation A Leopard Appeared Before Him





    Are You My Animal Guide? He Asked.




    The Leopard Told Him That He Was Called To Lead Him To His Animal Guide




    But Before Cameron Could Answer, A Woman Or A Spirit-Or Someone Showed Up- He KNEW She Wasn't An Angel...





    Who Are You And Why Have You Stolen My Leopard?




    If You Dont Mind Ma'am, I Was In The Middle Of Contacting My Animal Guide And "Your" Leopard Was Kind Enough To Offer Me A Ride To Him Or Her. Unless It's You- Which I Doubt.





    Ohhh I See- Yes Of Course. His Name Is Baby, BTW
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    Post by Dr Spence on Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:06 am




    What Kind Of Cockeyed Foolishness Is Baby For The Name Of A Leopard? Much Less A Spirit Guide?




    The Name He Gave Me- Those Are The Rules. My Name Is Coral Breeze- Mighty Sorceress. Protector Of Booland
    And You Are Cameron.... But Cameron What...?





    Just Cameron. Like Cher And Bono- I'm Human And One Name Is All I Need.
    So Do You Mind Letting Me Continue With My Thing Here?





    By ALL Means- But Can I Stay And Watch?




    Sure, As Long As You Dont Interrupt Or Stand Too Close.... Or Breathe On Me.




    So She Kept A Fair Distance As They Followed Baby Into A Mist And From The Shadows Appeared A Cat





    No, Not That Kind Of Cat....
    At First It Took The Shape Of A Panther






    Then As Cameron Focused,






    Another Shape Emerged



    And Stood Before Him






    Well, Aint You Beautiful...





    Oh For Criminy's Sakes- That Is Not How One Greets Their Animal Guide





    Sorceress, If I Wanted Your Opinion, I Woulda Asked For It.



    By All Means- She Said With A Half Hearted Chuckle






    And She And Baby Looked On As They Continued
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    Post by Dr Spence on Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:10 am


    Are You The One I Have Been Waiting For?



    THAT Is Up To You.... What Do You Believe?



    Cameron Fishes Inside A Pocket And Pulls Out A Coin
    Then Tosses It And Just As It Lands On His Wrist For Him To See,



    Coral Once Again Begins To Interject But Is Stopped By The Glance Of The New Cat



    Cameron Chuckles And Puts The Coin Back Inside His Pocket...



    Ahhh, I Dont Need To Look At That Old Thing. I Like You Already.
    I Am Cameron And I Would Be Grateful For You To Accompany Me As My Guide, Teacher, And Animal Protector.
    What Is Your Name?



    :::Whispers::::
    And Who Is This Coral Breeze And Why Is She Bothering Me?



    I Am Sebastian. I Am Honored Sir. I Sense There Is Much You Can Learn



    To Answer Your Question, Coral Breeze Is A Sorceress From The Booniverse Where An Evil Fairy Rules. She Is The Boo Fairy's Nemesis And When She's Bored, She Looks Inside Our Universe For Fun And Play.



    You're Kidding Right?





    Wow... I Guess Not... Good To Know. Thanks



    Well Baby, Looks Like Our Work Here Is Done.
    We're So Glad We Could Help You Cameron.



    We May Look In From Time To Time.
    Then She And The Leopard Disappears In A Puff Of Smoke



    Tah... He Chuckled And Says To Sebastian



    She Couldnt Be THAT Bored...



    I Am Afraid She Is. . . . Unless She Believes You Are Gifted In Some Way



    Naaah.... She Must Be Bored, But I'm Here To Grow- So I'll Grow And See Where It Takes Me....
    But little did I Know That I Was Being Watched By A Secret Organization



    Now Gang, I Am Sorry- But I Must Go.
    I Have A Meeting With The Council On Evil Bunnies And The Leopards That Hate Them League And I Don't Want To Be Late



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    Post by Dr Spence on Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:58 pm


    It Was On Another Day That Cameron Was Meditating And Sebastian Led Him To A Place Known As; "Between Here & There"





    What Have You Brought Me Here To See Little Friend?




    Sebastian Looked Up And Turned Around And






    Cameron Noticed A Man And A Wolf Walking Towards Them.





    As The Man Approached To Introduce Himself, His Guide & Sebastian Ran Off To Play


    Hi There, The Name's Tsunami Breeze-
    High And Grand Wizard Extraodinare Of Booland





    Dont Worry About Sebastian, He And Blitzen Are Old Friends.
    Can We Talk?




    You're Not Related To Coral Breeze, Are You?




    I'm Afraid So Little Brother- Not Much I Can Do About It Either.
    Sisters- Can't Divorce Them- Can't Vanquish Them.
    I Actually Asked Sebastian To Bring You Here. I Have A Project I'm Hoping You Can Help Me With.




    Project...?




    From What I Have Seen, A Piece Of Cake For You





    I See- So You Must Be The CRAZIER Side Of The Family.





    Why Yes- But That's Besides The Point.
    It Seems That My Sister Needs To Incorporate A Spiritual Lesson That Apparently Only YOU Can Provide.




    Well, It Appears To ME That She's A Sorceress, You're A Wizard- But I'm ONLY Human- What Could I Possibly Do? Besides, I'm The One Trying To Grow.





    Lemme Tellya How This Works Lil Brother.
    We're All Teachers And We're All Students.






    You Might Want To Take Some Notes
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    Post by Dr Spence on Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:03 pm





    Says Right Here That She Has Extended Her Force Of Volatility...? And Only A Human Can Help Her- Besides, She's A Bit Famous Inside My Universe And Has Become A Total Brat With Her Fame





    Can You Speak Plainly Sir...? And How Is This MY Problem To Solve?




    Because Little Mister- Blitzen AND Sebastian Told Me THAT Was Needed For My Big Sister To Evolve. And If A Breeze Can't Evolve, Then We're Not Doing Our Jobs.




    Listen.... She's Assertive With A Volatile Public Personality.






    Volatile Personalities Are Great- They Teach Us The Difference Between Assertion And Aggresion. But In Her Case, I Guess In Your Terms- It Would Be Worded "This Lifetime", She Has Learned The Assertion Without Shedding The Aggresion. She Simply Needs To Be Shown That All Her Personality Is Trying To Teach Her Is How To Be Strong Without Being Over Bearing. Besides, She Stalks People.




    Sounds Like A Personal Problem




    Yes Well, That's What I Thought Too At First But It Occured To Me That Even I Can Get Carried Away And Rambunctious At Times- It's Part Of My Charm.


    \]


    Tell You What Little Brother.... I Can Help You Out- You Already Have What It Takes. C'Mon.... It Could Be Fun.




    So, What I'm Hearing Is That Coral Breeze Is Really Shy In Her Private Life and Needs To Incorporate Some and ONLY Some Of Her Public Personality Into Her Private Life





    See, Yer Already Learning How To Be A Great Teacher.





    Sure- Why Not.
    There's Only One Thing.
    Don't Call Me Little Brother.




    Not A Problem Lil Mister. C'Mon- I'll Help You Get Crackin.





    45 Minutes Later . . . . .





    Ya Know, This Might Be Challenging After All-
    Now Tell Me About This Boo Fairy From Booland- In Case I Run Into Her




    Ya Know Cameron.... You Seem To Be A Good And Able Type Of Man- But I'll Make Sure You Dont Have To Deal With The Likes Of Her. Besides, My Daughter Is Destined To Become The Good Fairy In A Couple Of Years And Over Throw The Boo On Her Ass







    She Couldn't Be Any Worse Than What I Was In A Past Life.
    I'm What You Might Call, The "Norman Bates" Of The Roman Empire

    The What????





    I Mean, The "WHAT"?






    I'm Not Familar With That Roman Empire.




    Ohhh I'm Sure You've Heard Of THIS One. Nero Was His Name And Just Goes To Show Why Teenagers Should Never Be Set Up To Rule An Empire





    Especially With A Maniac Mother By His Side.




    Well Then- You Aughta Fit Right In....You Sure You're Not A Wizard Incognito.




    ::::Chuckles:::
    Fairly Positive That's Not A Fiddle I Would Play.





    Okay- I Believe You Are Ready To Face The Challenge Sir.
    And You Already Know Enough About Old Boo.... AND My Sis.
    This Is Going To Be Fun

    And As Cameron Returned To His Own Universe, He Awoke To Find Himself Facing A man In Monochrome Talking Into His Shoe






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    Post by Monochrome Man on Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:15 pm


    Yeah, That's Right Chief, Just Got Here A Few Minutes Ago...




    Gotta Go Chief, I'll Call You Back





    So Cameron, What Size Shoe Do You Wear?
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    Post by Coral Breeze on Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:19 pm


    Oh Fer Crimininy's Sakes- I See Cameron Is Still Telling That Story.



    Mind If I Sit In? I'll Try To Restrsin Myself From Peeing On Your Leg


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    Post by Aunt Bee on Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:32 pm

    How The Hell Did She Get In Here?


    Shocked


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    Post by Dr Spence on Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:41 pm


    No Need To Worry Bee-






    The Old Girl Is Sneaky and a bit vile when she wants to be.
    Besides, Her Profile Does Say That She's A Party Crasher





    Coral, If I Remember Correctly, The Restraining Order States- You May Sit In As Long As You Dont Stand To Close Or Over Me Or Anyone Else.

    Thank You.





    Now Where Were We?
    Awwwe Yes...






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    Post by Dr Spence on Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:42 pm

    Monochrome Man wrote:
    Yeah, That's Right Chief, Just Got Here A Few Minutes Ago...




    Gotta Go Chief, I'll Call You Back





    So Cameron, What Size Shoe Do You Wear?







    Shoes....


    I Dont Need Shoes- Well Mostly.....
    Who Did You Say You Were And How Did You Get In My House?





    And Never Mind Me, I'm Just Calling The Cops.



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    Post by Monochrome Man on Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:15 pm


    No Need For That. I've Already Called The Cops




    Here's The Deal Cameron




    The Name's Jas With The Monochrome Agency....
    ::::Shows Spence His Badge::::


    A Double Triple Government Agency So Covert We No Longer Belong To The Govt. In Fact, We Were Thrown Out And About Now You're Probly Asking Yourself What Type Of Secret Agency Would Be Interested In Me




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    Post by Dr Spence on Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:17 pm

    I'm Not Really Interested


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    Post by Monochrome Man on Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:19 pm


    Let's See Here . . . .






    You're Between Jobs, You're Trying To Grow Spiritually. We Can Help You In Both Areas By Helping Us Help You.



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    Post by Dr Spence on Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:21 pm

    I Can Smell A Con Man A Mile Away But You're Not THAT... So What Are You- My Conscience Or My Guide?



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    Post by Monochrome Man on Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:24 pm

    Dr Spence wrote:I Can Smell A Con Man A Mile Away But You're Not THAT... So What Are You- My Conscience Or My Guide?






    First Off, I'm Not Jiminy Cricket And 2- I'm Afraid That's A Little Over My Head.





    Let Me Just Say That Coral Breeze Has Noticed What We've Noticed- That You Are In Control Of Your Dragon.....
    ::::Spence Just Looks At Him::::


    They Hold Enormous Power And Can Harness An Enormous Amount Of Positive AND Negative Energies. The Boo Fairy Has Been Trying To Get Into Our Universe For QUITE Some Time And Coral Breeze Has Been Assisting Your DRagon In Keeping Her From Coming In




    I Can Help You Control Those Energies So You Don't Need Coral's Help At All




    Tell You What. Get Some Shoes On And I'll Buy You Some Dinner And We'll Discuss What I'm Talking About.



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    Post by Dr Spence on Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:26 pm


    Okay Sure...





    Free Dinner From A Lunatic Who Talks Into His Shoe- What Do I Have To Lose?
    If Anything, It Should Be Entertaining.
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    Post by Dr Spence on Sat Jun 15, 2013 5:52 am


    Well To Make A Long Story Just A Tad Shorter, We Had A Nice Chat Over Dinner, A Modest Dive That He Sprang For


    (Next Time I Recommended Something With A Little More Class And Less "Character")

    What He Told Me Intrigued Me So Much That I Figured If He Was Lying, I Could At Least Stick Around For His Story Telling Yarns.

    Agt Jas Claimed That I Had This Natural Gift That My Dragon Was Trying To Tell Me About
    I Didnt Even Know That I Had A Dragon Much Less The Rest Of Us That We Could Harness From Within Ourselves.



    This Dragon Allowed Me To Step Through Universes With Such Ease, As If I Were Simply Walking In And Out Of Doorways. But It Also Allowed Me To Prevent Darker Forces From Coming Into Our Own
    Universe.




    Then He Elaborated Farther On The Boo Fairy & Her Killer Bunnies & For Some Reason, I Didnt Get A Bad Feeling About Her-




    More Of A Sense Of Creepy Familarity



    In Any Event, He Told Me Not To Worry- That Coral Breeze Was In Her Own Way Trying To Protect Me But Little Did I Realise, Jas Had A Long Term Plan For Me.





    Meanwhile, He Paid Me To Hone My Skills As I Practiced Walking Through These Doorways....



    . . . . Telling Me To Be Patient Until The Dragon Decided I Was Ready To Face Him Or Her Conscously.



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    Post by Coral Breeze on Sat Jun 15, 2013 5:56 am


    I'm Sorry- Where Do You Think You're Going Little Man ?



    :::It Was Later The Same Week He Met Jas When Cameron And Sebastian Decided To Go Into An Unexplored Universe- Or Rather Invited, When They Were Stopped At The Door Between Universes:::::



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    Post by Dr Spence on Sat Jun 15, 2013 5:58 am


    Well Sorceress, If You Must Know- I Was Invited, Heres The Invitation I Received.



    So If You Dont Mind...
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    Post by Coral Breeze on Sat Jun 15, 2013 6:01 am


    ::::Looking Over Invitation::::



    I See....
    ::::Chuckles::::



    You've Been Invited By "The BooFairy" To Come To Booland







    Tell Me-


    Did A Bunny Offer You A Cookie?
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    Post by Dr Spence on Sat Jun 15, 2013 6:04 am





    Yeah, So?



    I Warned Him Not To Take It Sorceress

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    Post by Coral Breeze on Sat Jun 15, 2013 6:07 am





    You Are SUCH A Good PussyCat Sebastian



    If You Will Recall Cameron, The Boo Fairy Is A BAD.... BAD Sorceress Who Eats All Magical Creatures Or Those Mortals With Potential She Deems To Take For Her Own Perverse Reasons



    And To Think That I Believed That We Would Have Been Great In A Movie Together





    You Know Aunt Bee From Mayberry?



    When She Received HER Invitation To Booland, She Turned Aunt Bee Into An Evil Bunny



    And She Did That To Simply Obtain Her Brownie Recipe


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    Post by Dr Spence on Sat Jun 15, 2013 6:12 am





    I Appreciate Your Concern Sorceress- I REALLY Do, But I Was Bringing Over A Bottle Of Wine For Us To Share




    You See, We Were Old Colleagues In A Past Life





    And Sang In Sunday Choir. You See- My Right Ear Had Total Deafness




    And I Asked Her To Keep That A Total Secret Which She Was Kind Enough To Do. Infact She Threatened Our Other Colleagues




    If They Didnt Keep The Secret As Well



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    Post by Coral Breeze on Sat Jun 15, 2013 6:13 am



    Well, Thats AWFUL Sweet.... But You Must Be Deaf In Both Ears Now

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