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    Post by Aunt Bee on Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:40 pm

    The Final Frontier . . . .



    These Are The Voyages Of The Space Gallery Ship "Cayuga"



    Her One Way Mission: To Explore Other Worlds Between Dimensions. . . .



    To Boldly Observe These Lost Realms And To Spare NO Red Tape....



    And FINALLY,



    To Seek Out And Collect Art Before It's Turned Into Trash.


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    Post by Aunt Bee on Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:48 pm

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    HAVEN . . . . .
    A Place Beyond Time And Space And As Vast As You Consciousness Will Allow





    Inside Haven There Are Many dimensions -




    Dimensions of Gifs, Memes And Movement . . . .


    . . . . Dimensions of Stupidity


    . . . . Dimensions Of Insanity




    And Dimensions Far Removed From ANY Substances That Are Attached To Anything Based On So- Called Reality





    This Domain Has Many Doors, Windows, And Crevices But Is Only unlocked and Allowed Inside By Special Living Ships Known As Space Galleries.



    These Travelers At The Helm Are Willing To Collect Art While Observing The Insanity That Surrounds Them At Every Turn As They Hold Fast To Their Own

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    Tonight's Entry Is A Special Feature, For On This Particular Space Gallery Ship, The Cayuga, Is About To Set Sail into a land Filled Choppy Seas Within A Virtual Canvass With One Hitch




    ... With An Insane Captain On Both His And His Ship's Maiden Voyage Into Haven

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    Post by Monochrome Man on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:07 pm

    Captain's Log Stardate 59726.2
    As 1st Capt. of The Space Gallery Cayuga, it's good to report that this will always make me number one at EVERYTHING around here.


    Of Course, I already knew that.


    But on a more pressing note, upon boarding I met those who will be my crew.
    My 2nd In Command, Commander DD Vector, shows signs of great prospect-



    Her Being in Monochrome Only enhances my colorful persona



    The Chief Of Security prefers using a bat and the occasional meme as her chief weaponry



    I'm anxious to see how she approaches pie throwing



    The Gallery Host is Ned Nesbit, A smarmy arrogant twit who insisted on communicating with me from behind a TV screen- A TEEVEE Screen and it was ANALOGUE



    My Chief Communication's officer Also runs the Ship's Bar and is nutty as a fruitcake. He's always talking into his shoe and It appears that he was an alliance Spy in a past life



    But Since He's The One Who Control's The Ship's Avatar, I May Want to handle him delicately.


    I Have not met My Chief Engineer Nor The Ship's Dr but more on them as things happen.
    As for now, I have a date with Cayuga herself, The Ship's lovely avatar who will brief me on what to expect once we arrive inside Haven-

    She is actually a computer Avatar made with Andromedan DNA to blend in with the ship's circuitry somehow.



    Maybe she'll make me some coffee when she gets here
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    Post by Iowa Lott on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:09 pm

    Captain PT Alamos I presume

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    Post by Monochrome Man on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:09 pm

    Ahhhh- You are very punctual-



    But Do you have to talk over my head?
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    Post by Iowa Lott on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:11 pm

    Not A Problem

    :::Then she beams down::::



    And BTW- I dont "Make Coffee" We have replicators for that.

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    Post by Monochrome Man on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:12 pm

    It's good to know the rules early on.


    You were going to brief me on Haven
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    Post by Iowa Lott on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:14 pm

    Haven.... let me look through my notes.... Ahhh YES....



    As You are well aware Captain, The Piscean Nebula has many Interdimensional vortexes that draws all sorts of travelers in and out of it's collective pathways throughout it's network like a huge space sponge



    The Mermaid class ships try to tighten these vortexes and Space Dimension leaks in order to keep travelers from becoming lost but as You know, we're going inside for different reasons




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    Post by Monochrome Man on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:15 pm

    And have you been there before?



    What's it like?


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    Post by Iowa Lott on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:16 pm

    I was the Flying Fish's Avatar until Captain Tiberius Spaulding decided that I would be better served onboard a Gallery Ship.



    As far as "What Haven is Like", not much different from our own Universe- Filled with Apes, Trolls, and Megalomaniacs wanting to rule over their Universes with clenched teeth as they reem with rage-

    You know, the usual Human stuff



    We'll be expelling out of the big fish's mouth in about 30 minutes-


    Please be advised that some humans develop certain side effects like drowsiness, amnesia, headaches, vomiting, diarrhea, and in some cases Schizophrenia while they are inside Haven-

    but Neither I nor The Space Gallery Fleet can be held responsible if in the remote and off chance that happens.

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    Post by Monochrome Man on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:17 pm

    Thanks...



    Good To Know


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    Post by Smooth Operator on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:19 pm

    Several Minutes Later Commanders Vector & Meme await The Captain's arrival as the Cayuga approaches The Mouth of the Wormhole



    And take a left - then a right toward the exit



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    Post by Smooth Operator on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:20 pm


    Captain On The Bridge




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    Post by Monochrome Man on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:22 pm

    wow



    this is nice


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    Post by Smooth Operator on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:22 pm

    Go Ahead And Have A Seat Captain



    It swivels

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    Post by Monochrome Man on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:24 pm

    Smooth Operator wrote:Go Ahead And Have A Seat Captain



    It swivels




    HEY This Is Nice! And It DOES Swivel.



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    Post by Aunt Bee on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:25 pm

    :::muttering:::


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    Post by Smooth Operator on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:26 pm

    We Are Now Approaching what is known as "Eye of The Storm"
    And welcome to Haven



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    Post by Monochrome Man on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:27 pm

    Nothing To Be too impressed with yet... Status....



    ::::Sees Something Moving outside:::
    Wait, what's that?




    And THAT . . . !


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    Post by Smooth Operator on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:28 pm


    Vector & Meme
    :::Together::::
    What's What Sir?


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    Post by Monochrome Man on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:30 pm


    Something is on the wing of the ship




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    Post by Aunt Bee on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:31 pm




    There is NOTHING On the wing of the ship captain




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    Post by Smooth Operator on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:32 pm




    What she means Sir is That Cayuga doesn't have wings


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    Post by Monochrome Man on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:33 pm

    :::looks at the screen again::::



    Of course-


    must have been windshear . . .

    . . . . or something





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