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    Post by GulfStream on Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:21 pm

    MemeWhile, Back At The Serpent Merkin HQ, Nation waits as Memeway is brought in ....





    Well . . . Well . . . . MemeWay . . ..


    It appears that You have come a long way from your humble beginnings as Ship's barfly.

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    Post by Aunt Bee on Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:25 pm

    And to think that I didn't have to attend Galactic Academy or sleep with anyone to get where I am now.



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    Post by GulfStream on Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:28 pm

    And to think that I had to do both

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    Post by Aunt Bee on Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:32 pm


    One thing's for sure, this place could use an interior decorator.



    But more importantly:
    What are you planning on doing with us and what the hell have you done with our Doctor?





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    Post by GulfStream on Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:36 pm


    All in good time



    I want you to meet my companion and business partner, if you will.
    You might remember her



    Come on out dear- I want MemeWay to see you.

    :::A half woman/ half machine approaches from the shadows and stands next to Nation:::



    She's also here to make me look better than Really I do.



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    Post by Aunt Bee on Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:38 pm

    GulfStream wrote:
    All in good time



    I want you to meet my companion and business partner, if you will.
    You might remember her



    Come on out dear- I want MemeWay to see you.

    :::A half woman/ half machine approaches from the shadows and stands next to Nation:::



    She's also here to make me look better than Really I do.





    How is this possible?





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    Post by GulfStream on Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:40 pm




    All things are possible with the Merkin. We have been working on combining Merkin DNA with Avatar technology for QUITE some time now. She does not speak yet because she is in a "Curious" phase-
    :::Laughs:::



    And C-1 is curious about A "LOT" of things. I simply have to struggle to keep her off of Me.
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    Post by Aunt Bee on Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:41 pm

    Neither Capt. Alamos NOR Myself will join You or the Merkin willingly.



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    Post by GulfStream on Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:43 pm




    I didn't go willingly either.
    :::Whispers in her ear:::



    It's best when You don't struggle.

    Besides, there's lot's of time because I brought You here for different reasons and a very specific purpose
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    Post by Aunt Bee on Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:44 pm




    I'm assuming that you're wishing to lure our ship into your territory in order to obtain its current Avatar. But she was lost during the attack.





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    Post by GulfStream on Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:47 pm


    No, She wasn't lost. She is simply good at survival.



    But that's not the only one I am after.
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    Post by Aunt Bee on Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:48 pm

    Are you going to tell me or are we going to play guessing games?



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    Post by GulfStream on Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:52 pm


    I want Vector.



    Seems we have a score to settle
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    Post by Nesbit on Mon Oct 07, 2013 6:01 am





    Greetings fellow travelers wandering into the unknown chasms of The Ether.



    We now return to our heroes onboard the good ship Cayuga who have been unwittingly pitched into utter and relentless darkness, forever tormented by their . . . .


    :::Suddenly, the narration in the dark suddenly goes mute::::
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    Post by Smooth Operator on Mon Oct 07, 2013 6:04 am


    MAGOO:
    Thank GOD He FINALLY shut up.



    VECTOR:
    That's what I say.



    Now find the socket and get the lights plugged back in!

    MAGOO:
    I'm workin it!
    I'm workin IT!



    AHHHH HAH! Here it IS! Got IT!

    :::The ship begins to shake then begins to whir back to life as the lights flicker on and off



    and then back up.:::

    VECTOR
    That's more like it!

    SUMMERLEE{/b]
    :::Across the Ship's PA:::



    Commander Vector, what the hell is going on?

    VECTOR:
    I believe we disabled the self destruct.



    Have You found the others?

    SUMMERLEE
    Yes Sir, they were in the galley stoned on popcorn and candy.
    We're on our way up.


    VECTOR:
    GREAT- we'll see you in a few.


    MAGOO:
    How- How did you know that would work?




    VECTOR
    Well, I wasn't sure if it would work or not but the Avatar housing area has an emergency restorer outlet.



    All you have to do is unplug the ship- wait a few minutes and plug her back in and she returns to a safer recovery point in its memory database.

    :::points to the timer now showing a green light with all zeros:::

    See, it's never been armed.



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    Post by Iowa Lott on Mon Oct 07, 2013 7:40 am

    Ship's Avatar reporting back to duty Sir.




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    Post by Smooth Operator on Mon Oct 07, 2013 7:41 am




    Where the HELL were You



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    Post by Iowa Lott on Mon Oct 07, 2013 7:42 am




    Well I wasn't getting a massage or a pedicure





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    Post by Monochrome Man on Mon Oct 07, 2013 7:44 am


    Ahh There's My girl



    I see that our special passcode is still working

    :::Moves Across Vector and Magoo for a closer look at Cayuga::::




    Open your mouth and say "AHHHH"



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    Post by Iowa Lott on Mon Oct 07, 2013 7:47 am

    NO



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    Post by Smooth Operator on Mon Oct 07, 2013 7:49 am


    Obviously, She's as good as new.

    Listen up everyone.

    We are going to retrieve our lost crew.



    Cayuga, is everything back to normal function?
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    Post by Iowa Lott on Mon Oct 07, 2013 7:50 am

    Yes Commander



    Might I suggest we return to Hyperion 14 for ideas on their whereabouts



    TWILIGHT:
    If anyone, they would know.



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    Post by Smooth Operator on Mon Oct 07, 2013 7:52 am


    VECTOR:
    Well then- everyone report back to stations.



    Summerlee, I'm making you my number one. Drew, I want you as my temporary Chief of Security.

    Twilight, I want you on the bridge, Monochrome and Durango, your usual stations.


    MAGOO:
    What about me Sir?




    VECTOR:
    You're a Doctor so find any crew that's left who may be sick and report them to sick bay.



    MAGOO:
    Uhhhhm, my specialty is in veterinarian medicine




    VECTOR:
    Well thats good- maybe a crew member needs to have their dog or cat rescued from an over hang somewhere.



    Other than that You can be my side kick.





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    Post by GulfStream on Mon Oct 07, 2013 7:58 am

    Once again At Nation HQ:

    MEMEWAY:
    But Vector thought you were dead- we ALL did



    NATION
    It's not about THAT.



    It's a personal thing between she and I

    :::He turns to C-1:::

    Precious, I believe that it's time for MemeWay to see the friend that she's been asking for

    :::To MemeWay:::



    You MAY want to sit down.

    ::::C-1 walks over to where a curtain is draped over something against a nearby wall and pulls the curtain away::::




    NATION:
    Note tonight's display, a rare item only to be seen by a select few in this particular Gallery




    MEMEWAY:
    You may want to get him down from there.




    He's got a bad back.

    NATION:
    No need Meme

    He's been Taxidermied so he should be comfortable for eternity.



    :::She remains unable to speak and he calls for the guards::::
    ::::They approach:::::

    This aught to give you plenty to talk to Alamos about
    Guards. Take her back to her cell


    MEMEWAY
    You're a bad man



    ::::He and C-1 Wait until MemeWay leaves

    C-1:
    Permission to speak freely



    ::::Nation nods::::
    I am sensing that the Cayuga's Avatar is back online and they have set a course for the Lotus Merkin



    NATION:
    Brilliant- Everything is going as planned.


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    Post by Smooth Operator on Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:55 pm

    Mallory
    To The Tune Of

    Valerie

    by Steve Winwood


    So Cool, standin there
    With that arch in his brow





    How I still remember, that 1st laugh that we shared



    Same man, without the same face




    So Smooth, he was like
    An old man with a young heart





    House calls, no complaints
    Then he got called away





    This can't be the same man
    with that fire in his veins





    Mallory, call on Me
    Feeling Faint, Mallory





    Just One House Call
    I'm the same girl I used to be





    There was such a void
    I couldn't tell anyone





    Of how I cried out
    like I was dyin





    But My cries were heard
    From space somewhere





    By fate, some good wind
    Blew me back to him





    At night, I could hear
    him like nothing had changed





    No, this can't be Him
    With that arch in his brow





    Mallory, call on Me
    Feeling Faint, Mallory





    Just One House Call



    I'm the same girl I used to be




    Now here we stand like
    no time has even passed





    Memories, clear and sweet
    then he gave me a smile





    But, this can't be Him
    With that arch in his brow





    Mallory, Call on Me
    Feeling Faint, Mallory
    Please Call Me, Mallory





    Just One House Call
    Mallory, Call On Me
    Are You The same Man You used to be






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