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    Smooth Operator
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    Post by Smooth Operator on Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:35 pm

    I've been thinking about this whole scenario and it got me thinking.

    "What If" Jon could have his say on this thread?

    I mean, I abhor censorship and wanted to see how far the Bayou Boys from Jersey Shore would take this matter and where.

    Plus, I would like to show that I can apply Mercy where none has been shown to us regarding this matter.

    So here's what I have done.
    I enabled Jon's account BUT disabled both his and Stephen's capacity to send Private Messages.

    Your new password is the user name you told me about from Gl0p days.

    So how about it "Bob"? Being a genius and all, I'm sure that You have a LOT to say or add.

    I DARE You.
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    Post by Iowa Lott on Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:58 pm

    Fascinating. I would be interested in seeing Jon's excuse and take on this.

    After all, it was "Bob's War On Bacon" that got me to stop eating Bacon and to finally admit that I had a Bacon Addiction.

    I HAVE since fully recovered.

    BTW- Wasn't Jon the one who did a rally on so-called "Restoring Sanity" to add a sense of reason to our broken system?



    Perhaps He'll add some reasonableness to this whole mess.
    How About restoring OUR Sanity Jon?


    And do we inspire You as well?
    And not that it matters to me, but are you REALLY Bisexual?


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    Post by Newshound on Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:44 pm

    Dear everyone here. Especially Aunt Bee and DD
    I am humbled.

    And grateful and honored to be called a friend and thank you for enabling my account to have a word or maybe 2.

    You are absolutely right, friends don't treat each other like Stephen and I have treated you.

    I also agree as to most of what Stephen has said.
    This is not a pandering to "soften" anybody up and no one is coaching us to "make the little girls from The Ether go away".

    It's no secret at this point that we have "Handlers" but let's face it, everyone in the business now Has "Handlers"

    And believe it or not, I am not immune to other people's suffering.
    Truth is, I personally, didn't know what to do with you girls when we began receiving your fan letters about 10 years ago. I had never received fan mail before. So, I took it to My bosses and they advised me and as it turned out- their advice was..... I don't want to be accusatory. But their advice was OFF. WAY off.

    Let's face it, there are BAD fans out there, out to stalk celebrities and other public figures. To harm them and/or love them to death.

    Stephen, was never worried or afraid but me, being the cynic that I am, I was a little concerned.

    But I noticed that something happened after those letters started arriving. The rush of enthusiasm in Stephen and the energy in our work shifted into another type of exciting direction. I can't explain it exactly. But this is in hindsite.

    And I don't believe that Viacom or CC hates your guts. They had it in their heads (Apparantly) that You were a distraction for Stephen and in a way they had convinced me of it too. ESPECIALLY when we noticed your spot here inside The Ether

    Oh, here is where you will think me a hypocrite.
    But I am the one who likes to stay close to those I don't trust so I can keep a watchful eye.

    Not that I haven't had fun here.
    I have.

    And Iowa has had several good points, one of which I'll expand on:
    " Life is just mind fucktardary and other head games until the inspiration dies huh?"

    Yes, the inspiration has died but it forced Stephen and I to wake up.
    There is stuff going on out there online and the real world that the general public would shit if they knew about.

    In 2 places Iowa called us frauds. Yeah, sometimes I feel like a fraud- but to be frank, the whole world has turned into a huge psyops fraudfest where it's hard as hell to distinguish between whose genuine, who's a bot, and who's out to merely pull something over on you.

    I had personally forgotten the childlike qualities of the human spirit and I was so wrapped up in My ego that I didn't see what was truly happening to those I have called friends and inspirers for so long.

    Then Iowa Also Said:
    " Psychological torture IS torture. Plain and simple. Viacom may or may not be into it but are you? I really didn't believe so."

    That actually hurt. So I guess it IS true that Celebrities experience pain.
    My wife being a counselor, also had some choice words to me about what You said.

    I really can't speak for my handlers and psychological torture is a crime as far as I'm concerned and hard as hell to prove. Bullying is a lot easier to prove and I'll be the first to admit that I've been a bully in the first degree.


    But in my defense, I'm a comedian and a cynical one at that- I'm used to people kidding around and my circle of friends is a much more worldly group with rough edges. This is where our experiences differ.

    And you were an innocent who got caught up into a vicious cycle that You had no experience in defending yourself from. And for THAT as well as all the above I am sorry.

    Iowa On Accountability
    "I mean, they talk about our govt and corporations not having ANY accountability. Stephen TALKS about how we inspire Him, But they are the biggest hypacrites of all. And that is NOT owning up to the damage they have done to REAL people or putting actions to what they say.

    Imagine. America's most trustworthy men treating good people in such a dispicable and cruel manner and then return to act like little innocent darlings."

    Again, we have been impeded to a certain degree. And part of it is my fault.

    You guys do inspire us and our shows. You don't distract. You added something beautiful on the web where every forum out there seems to be a hatefest. There are also some things we are simply not allowed to talk about and many times that's why the inconsistencies happen between the screens.

    Iowa Also Said:
    "Each of us cannot do our thing without the other."

    Well, I believe that I could, but not without difficulty.
    And it seems that You guys really need additional help. Apparently You have reached a point where You can no longer dish out the inspiration without outside help due to the lacking of sanity from apposing room mates

    Now Let me see what I've missed: Ahh
    " BTW- Wasn't Jon the one who did a rally on so-called "Restoring Sanity" to add a sense of reason to our broken system?"

    Actually, that was a rally to restore the Washington Mall- Seems that a LOT of people forget that part.

    And Finally:
    "And not that it matters to me, but are you REALLY Bisexual?"
    Oh for God's sakes. Do I look or seem bisexual to You?

    And Iowa, BTW- I'm happy to learn that You fully recovered from your bacon addiction.

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    Post by Iowa Lott on Sun Dec 08, 2013 3:26 pm

    Nice Jon.
    But there's something that doesn't compute.

    For instance. In one batch of those letters, the writer presented herself as a sweet little old lady and the second batch presented themselves as a Fake Time Traveler from Your future who refered to you and Stephen as Uncle's Scoob and Scrappy.

    Bee and Dee wanted to be VERY careful to not present themselves like Kathy Bates from Misery. They wished to be as nonsexual as possible and steered away from "All so boring" "I'm Your Biggest fan routine"

    So, you and your handlers get an F+ there.
    And especially You- since you are the one who is supposedly a genius.

    And BTW Jon, always expecting that someone is out to harm you is a coward's mentality and a fool's philosophy. I expected MUCH more from you AND Your handlers who I am starting to think Are Probly trying to end satire.

    But I'm sure that my paranoia has a silver lining.

    My question remains:
    What are You and Stephen going to do to resolve what I'm referring to now as "Your Problem"

    Words are cheap and though I don't consider You a compulsive liar, I do believe that Stephen is and I am assuming that Viacom and CC are (Nothing personal, I just don't trust an entity who has been harassing me and my friends for no apparent cause- which included tapping Bee's and DD's phones- for 3 years)

    How do you boys plan on making this good?
    Again, why not just tell me across the screen or tell me yourself in person.

    Otherwise, you're both still frauds as well as the network you work for.



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    Post by Smooth Operator on Sun Dec 08, 2013 4:28 pm

    As always it's good to see you Jon.
    Or is that Bob?
    Or Scoob?



    Uhhm Iowa- need I remind you that someone had also hacked into my PC and was on it for a whole year before Stephen extracted them from said PC.

    Now, I don't want to name names, afterall, why in the world would Viacom or Comedy Central be hacking MY PC?

    But Viacom is owned by CBS and I DID wonder why the CBS cookie disappeared after said hacker was dismissed.
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    Post by Serina on Sun Dec 08, 2013 4:43 pm

    Smooth Operator wrote:As always it's good to see you Jon.
    Or is that Bob?
    Or Scoob?



    Uhhm Iowa- need I remind you that someone had also hacked into my PC and was on it for a whole year before Stephen extracted them from said PC.

    Now, I don't want to name names, afterall, why in the world would Viacom or Comedy Central be hacking MY PC?

    But Viacom is owned by CBS and I DID wonder why the CBS cookie disappeared after said hacker was dismissed.
    I never thought I would see myself saying this but They are still looking mighty suspicious to me.

    Probably waiting us out to inspire them or maybe they think we'll get bored enough or all sentimental and start on our stories, or headliners, or fake ads again.

    Not this sister, friends.

    Either way- somebody needs to be incarcerated for what has been done here in The Ether.


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    Post by Iowa Lott on Sun Dec 08, 2013 4:52 pm

    Iowa Lott wrote:Nice Jon.
    But there's something that doesn't compute.

    For instance. In one batch of those letters, the writer presented herself as a sweet little old lady and the second batch presented themselves as a Fake Time Traveler from Your future who refered to you and Stephen as Uncle's Scoob and Scrappy.

    Bee and Dee wanted to be VERY careful to not present themselves like Kathy Bates from Misery. They wished to be as nonsexual as possible and steered away from "All so boring" "I'm Your Biggest fan routine"

    So, you and your handlers get an F+ there.
    And especially You- since you are the one who is supposedly a genius.

    And BTW Jon, always expecting that someone is out to harm you is a coward's mentality and a fool's philosophy. I expected MUCH more from you AND Your handlers who I am starting to think Are Probly trying to end satire.

    But I'm sure that my paranoia has a silver lining.

    My question remains:
    What are You and Stephen going to do to resolve what I'm referring to now as "Your Problem"

    Words are cheap and though I don't consider You a compulsive liar, I do believe that Stephen is and I am assuming that Viacom and CC are (Nothing personal, I just don't trust an entity who has been harassing me and my friends for no apparent cause- which included tapping Bee's and DD's phones- for 3 years)

    How do you boys plan on making this good?
    Again, why not just tell me across the screen or tell me yourself in person.

    Otherwise, you're both still frauds as well as the network you work for.

    Pretty bad when you're on the Good Fairy's "Naughty" list.

    And I've bumped my last post to not give anyone the "excuse" that they didn't see my message after Jon's post.



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    Post by Smooth Operator on Sun Dec 08, 2013 5:31 pm

    Well look what we have here. A webot made possible by "h0neyp0t"




    202.46.62.169

    I'm sorry- but your fixing to be deleted.



    It would have been more convincing on your end to just "lay Low"
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    Post by Smooth Operator on Sun Dec 08, 2013 5:34 pm

    God I hate those things.



    Now we continue to this thread, already in progress.

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    Post by Iowa Lott on Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:42 am

    Intriguing and sad.

    You don't know us?
    You don't help people you don't know? What about that couple Stephen married on his show? I guess he knew them after all.

    And there's been a misunderstanding?
    What about Benedict and Beatrice? Don't you want them to be happy?

    Hmmmm, after 10 years I'm sure everyone has misunderstandings.

    So which is the truth boys? The ones from the big screen or the one on the screen you told inside The Ether. I haven't heard from Aunt Bee in a couple of days. I hope she's alright.

    The inspiration's fixing to change. and you can betcha there will be trouble unless something changes soon.

    Again, our lives are not a game and we're not gaming pieces or your personal celebrity pets.

    But maybe it's the 2 of you trying to kill satire.


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    Post by Smooth Operator on Wed Dec 11, 2013 8:44 am

    You both are REAl Fuck Ups

    And that's ALL I'm saying in the matter.

    I'm REALLY done.


    Neither of you have a fucking clue

    I hope you both rot
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    Post by Smooth Operator on Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:48 am

    And FWIW, I may not be able to lose Stephen's psychic link through the Golden Cord, But I have managed to cut the Psychic cord from Jon.

    I managed that on Wednesday.

    I must say that it's been interesting to see jon make a fool of himself "Pretending" that he's psychically "messing" with me while he's apparanty been playing with himself - as it were.

    I for one am relieved that You are finally out of my head forever.
    Man- WHAT an amazing gift you both have squandered.
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    Post by Smooth Operator on Fri Dec 20, 2013 1:21 pm

    Just to let all those outside lookin in that Aunt Bee died a few nights ago.

    It doesn't matter how.

    She's just gone.

    And I know who to blame for that.

    I STILL hope those responsible ROT.
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    Post by Smooth Operator on Sat Apr 26, 2014 4:26 pm

    Dear Stephen,
    I hope you passed along my suggestion to Dave about how he "COULD" pass the baton to you by Regenerating into YOU on your first night.

    And did he like the ideas about ad spoofs and The Animal Whisperer segments

    And I agree with you that having your "NEW" character a mysterious man of action... mean, You'll be 50 and FAR too old for an action hero.


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