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by GulfStream Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:42 pm

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GulfStream: Party Crasher; Number of posts : 189
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by GulfStream Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:42 pm

The Smiley Revolution sends us back into the Aether

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Followed By A Strong GulfStream...

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I never liked that Invisibility Cloak anyway.

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AND . . . .
CIA admits full monitoring of Facebook and other social networks

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I didnt know that Aunt Bee worked for the See Eye Aye

PLUS . . . .
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4th grader takes an ounce of cocaine and 3 drug-sniffing dogs for science fair and grabs first place.
What did she get?

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A Free subscription to Meth Magazine

THEN . . .

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Shocking News from Bayou Country last night when One Of Bob Bayou's Reporters was eating GulfStream Hank's VERY OWN "Tastes Just Like Freedom Caramel Swirl" Ice Cream on the air and didn't even bother to share it NOR it's name with the audience at home.

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Didn't they think I would Notice?

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They Are SO on Notice with Me.

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MOVING ON . . . .
Nature Has A Formula That Tells Us When It's Time To Die . . . .
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::::Stops:::::
What.....

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I'm going to die?

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Today....?

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NO....?

Oh Thank God.....

They Shouldnt scare people like that

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Especially Me ..... Since I Know That I'm Never Going Die

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I'm GulfStream Hank

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And THIS

Is GulfStream Hank
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LIVE

by Bianca Byrnes Sat Feb 02, 2013 6:37 pm

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by Bianca Byrnes Sat Feb 02, 2013 6:37 pm

A New Wild Thing Is In Town callinig herself Bianca Byrnes

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Wait, I AM Bianca Byrnes

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AND!
Chinese Multimillionaire Sells ’Canned Air’ to Residents of Smog-Choked Beijing

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I understand that it tastes just like Brain Bleach

THEN!
Sea Foam Covers Streets Ten Feet Deep - Coastal Australia

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Sheesh- dont they know cocaine when they see it?

PLUS...
Google Glass: Augmenting Minds or Turning Us ALL Into Zombies?

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::::Laughs::::
Can someone tell me what Augument Means?

But First...
A teenager pressures PepsiCo to drop the ’flame retardant’ (BVO) ingredient from their popular line of Gatorade sports drinks.

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Don't teenagers have anything better to do?

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I'm Am Bianca Byrnes...

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New And Improved and Smoking Hot for Your Viewing Pleasure
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by GulfStream Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:58 pm

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by GulfStream Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:58 pm

Phil The Ground Hog Did Not see his shadow which hails the sign of an early spring

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Couldnt we use something else besides a giant rat to predict the weather?

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THEN....
Artist composes music from bird droppings

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Which promises that all his music will stink

AND...
Stupid guy turns in his gay dog to the animal shelter because he wont have a dog that is gay.

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And if you ask me, Scruffy should have never told his owner the closet transvestite that he was gay to begin with.

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PLUS...
Women In Combat: Is It A Distraction From the Real Issue that nobody wants to talk about?

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... That Man-boobs are a growing problem in German military....?

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Sargeant 1st Class Carman Breastwait Investigates

And Finally....

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I'll explain the real reason Bianca Byrnes Changed her avatar, showing what senseless extremes some folks will carry out to self promote themselves.
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I'm GulfStream Hank
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... And As for me, Instead of closing credits, tonight and from now on- I'll be closing every show by singing You to sleep.

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This Is....

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by Bianca Byrnes Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:05 am

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by Bianca Byrnes Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:05 am

New study shows trolling makes you stupid

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THAT would explain things... and give it up Hank, I know you've been trolling me for YEARS.

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AND....
Mercury's orbit is spinning out of control and by spring it will be on a collision course with Earth!

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For Gawd's sakes people do I have to explain everything?!
Mercury is a space ship where our Galactic overlords and protectors hail from.

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This spring they are returning to us to give us their cookbook for Humanity.

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THEN...

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Burger Barn Admits Burgers Contain Horsemeat

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Do I have to explain everything?

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Their new burgers are guaranteed to give you Horsepower while the other way was guaranteed to make you feel like a Mad Cow.

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But You Decide.

PLUS...
Six-year-old girl brought a small transparent plastic toy gun to school for a show and tell, causing her teachers to freak out and ban toy guns forever....

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Wait- lemme get this straight, Toy guns are off limits but cocaine is good to bring for show and tell.
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GOT IT.

But I sure miss the old days when I would play cops and robbers with my school friends during show and tell.

And Speaking Of Crazy....
Female ghost drives man insane....

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Okay, now I have HAD It- it's not enough that Some Men CLAIM that Women drive them crazy but NOW yer picking on the Dead.... the LEAST You could do is find a way to make some money out of it.

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Honestly, stop whining and get your own reality show.

Moving On-
Why Spend Time Idling For News When You Can Get Fired Up With Me?

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..... For I have More Enragedness than Any Of You Punks Could Ever Dream Of!
I'm Bianca Byrnes

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And THIS....

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Is Fired Up And Ready To Go

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by GulfStream Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:30 pm

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by GulfStream Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:30 pm

CNN just reported nasa has lost all contact with the space station!

Have they tried unplugging it then plugging it back in?
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THEN...
Potheads now considered a cult
Do I have to explain everything?
I mean- this shoulda been a no brainer.
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Potheads Love Cult movies and cult classic tunes, cars, and they have a cult following- so it shouldn't be a surprise or a big deal they are considered a cult.

Moving On-
Brittany Sonnier Charged With Having Sex With Family Dogs
I guess if she had had sex with single dogs, it would have shown her family value system was completely in the toilet

If you've come this far, you may as well stay a while, I'm GulfStream Hank and
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THIS....
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Is GulfStream Hank

LIVE

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by Bianca Byrnes Wed Jun 12, 2013 6:11 am

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by Bianca Byrnes Wed Jun 12, 2013 6:11 am

The disappearance of Bayou Bob leaves The Proffesor Subbing for His show.

Has "Off The Bayou " Been taken over by a British Invasion of Renegade Timelords from The Libraverse
or was it MUUURDER ?

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Suggestion: Don't Offer Him A Jelly Baby

THEN:

A New Counselor steps into The Ether offering advice that everyone already knows.

How Do I Know Everyone knows it- Because I Goa'uld It!

Just a free word of advice from Me.... Dont Make Him Angry

AND:
Shocking News From Wizard's Quarterly Claims That Hank Gulfstream has signed into Gandalf's Rehab Center for Dragon Pheromone Addiction.

OMG! I Shared Headline Dueling Matches with Him!!!

WARNING To All That Tread This Thread

All of this and more as we return....

I'm Bianca Byrnes & THIS IS:
" Is Fired Up And Ready To Go"

by Bianca Byrnes Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:44 am

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by Bianca Byrnes Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:44 am

Elderberries make flu shots look like ridiculous poison cocktails

Of course they're poisonous. . . . .
They're OLD

AND
McDonnys Closing All Restaurants In Bolivia As Nation Rejects Fast Food

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Pussies.

Maybe Bolivians want them to run faster

THEN
The Professor Had The Mayor Of The Gulf Of America on His new show lastnight
Mayor Thhppt was so excited that he punched The Host in the face

Afterwhich, he put on his Interdimensional Time Goggles Which Ejected The Mayor through a wormhole

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PLUS...
The latest Note from the "Opportunity Knocks Stalker" Has Authorities in a frenzy over a glass of Water That is half full..... Or is it half empty.

In Any event, I'm Bianca Byrnes waiting For My appointment with Dr. Spence, Counselor at large

::::Whispers::::
I'm Hoping He'll be my guest tonight.

We'll be right back

by Bianca Byrnes Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:24 am

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by Bianca Byrnes Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:24 am

If government spying on all Americans is such a good thing, then why is it being conducted in secret?

I dont know- maybe that's why it's a secret.

And
Pope blesses Harley Davison

I Always Knew That God Drove A Harley

THEN . . . .
Gulf Seafood Deformities Alarm Scientists

Which Should tell us all that when mutilating an entire demographic, One could at least Mutilate it to look nicer.

PLUS . . .
Damaged Gulf Stream Is Affecting Jet Stream Creating Global Abnormalities in Weather

Dont Say I didnt warn you that we'll all be dead from lack of oxygen by 2023..... Or was that 2024

And My Guest Tonight . . . .
Is A Teamster From Michigan Who Will discuss the 12 principles of Enslavement-

There were always people who wanted to control others and by imposing their will secure their existence, materially and spiritually. There were always spiritual guides who wanted nothing but the best for their students and then there were guides who used their students for their own gains.

Personally, I believe the whole Slavery concept is a hoax.

Hey America-

If You're Not Already A Part Of The Internet War You'll Be Forced Into It Eventually So You May As Well Enjoy It.

This Is
"Burning Over The Coals"

by Bianca Byrnes Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:00 am

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by Bianca Byrnes Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:00 am

I Always Thought Reality Was Over Rated Anyway.

THEN . . .
New Trends In Shaving Leaves Ladies Throughout Libra Going For A More Natural Approach By Not Shaving

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PLUS
Applause Spreads Like a Disease Like A Clapping Contagion Sucking Out Your Vital Organs

I Always Knew That Clapping Was Dangerous

AND . . .

A New Kind Of Rage Encroaches Upon The Aries Universe Where Love Is A Thing Of The Past
And Maybe This Is The Way Some People Wanted It.

Friendly WARNING To All Waging War On Those With Natural Talent And Gifts Who Are Trying To Use Them To Their Full Potential

Despite What You've Been Told or Assumed, At Least MY Gift Is A Natural Phenomenon.
From Now On However, I'll Just Feed That Talent Thru My Rising Rage

by **Aunt Bee** Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:14 pm

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by Aunt Bee Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:14 pm

Nazi giant rabbit breeding program revealed

See! I Always Told You Bunnies Were Nothing But Evil Nazis
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THEN
Is your Virgin Olive Oil a FAKE?

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Are You Kidding Me- There Are No Virgins Left After All- We're All Just Faking Something
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This JUST In !
fruit smoothie puts man in hospital.
:::scoffs:::
I Always KNEW Smooth Operator Was Gay

But Our Top Story
Venezuelans download new app which helps locate TOILET PAPER as stock runs low
Which proves my Toilet Paper Conspiracy

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AND Now What You Have Been Waiting For . . . .
Aunt Bee Caught Emulating Bianca Byrnes!

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I have news for YOU ALL- I AM Bianca Byrnes.

If you see something flippin like a flag on a pole LOOK OUT It's ONLY My Accumulating rage.
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I'm Also Aunt Bee

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And This Is The Bee's Memes!!
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by **Aunt Bee** Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:32 am

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by Aunt Bee Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:32 am

Anabaptist newspaper calls the Amish Mafia a bigoted attack on the Amish ..

The Newspaper in question could not be reached for comment-
Seemed they mysteriously disappeared

THEN . . . .
Day 852 in the Govt Shutdown

A hoax to generate ratings, or is it MUUURDER. . . . .

AND . . . .
FDA Finally Admits Chicken Meat Contains Cancer-Causing Arsenic

See- I always knew that being a chicken will cause you to get cancer

PLUS. . . .
Exorcist ends up burying himself alive while trying to purge demons from a teacher's house.

Personally, I blame The Amish

If You're Here You Are In The Right Spot

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I'm Aunt Bee Filling In For ME- Bianca Byrnes

And This

Is The Bee's Memes!!

by Bianca Byrnes Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:39 pm

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by Bianca Byrnes Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:39 pm

A video showing a girl throwing a man against a wall with her mental powers has been circulating the web.

WOW! Just In time for the opening of "Carrie"

Attack of the giant hornets !!

Swat teams are on the look out for Giant man eating hornets that have killed dozens in China and maimed millions in their pursuit of B-Movie Terror

Chinese authorities are trying to get Godzilla or Gamera out of retirement to help.
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THEN
Chicken Nuggets Less Than 50% Meat

YES, THAT's Right.... Because the other 50% is made of S3x and Money

PLUS. . . .

Operation Govmeggedon is in its 2nd painful week with Hostage negotions going nowhere.
And You know who I blame?

Seniors and The Disabled.

And Speaking of Which

The First Casualty in this shutdown appears to be the Statue of Liberty who walked into the harbor early this morning heading out to sea leaving only a note claiming: