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GulfStream
Aunt Bee
Smooth Operator
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Scorpio Rising: Attack Of The Drones
GulfStream- Party Crasher
- Number of posts : 189
Pundit Type : Enraged
World View : It's All about Me
Aunt Bee- Forum Bureau Chief
- Number of posts : 192
Location : Mayberry
Pundit Type : Adminologist
World View : Always Changin'
Nothing.
You can leave now. Thanks for your information.
RinTinn will fix Your Android and you both are free to run along.
You can leave now. Thanks for your information.
RinTinn will fix Your Android and you both are free to run along.
GulfStream- Party Crasher
- Number of posts : 189
Pundit Type : Enraged
World View : It's All about Me
Oh No.....
Spill It.
Spill It.
Aunt Bee- Forum Bureau Chief
- Number of posts : 192
Location : Mayberry
Pundit Type : Adminologist
World View : Always Changin'
:::Rin Tinn tells Vesta that He can smell the Emperors arriving that they are a few minutes away:::
VESTA:
Thanks Rin Tinn.
:::Sighs::::
Look Quazar, The Rebellion has had our own army of Drones for some time now.
We are Actually in search for these Jedi Of The Nights and the Empire does have a prisoner on the Prison Planet Of Taroque 4, but no one can get to him.
But I could put it on the table at the next Rebellion Council meeting as to whether we break him out or not.
:::Chuckles::::
Unless of course, YOU think that You can break him out.
VESTA:
Thanks Rin Tinn.
:::Sighs::::
Look Quazar, The Rebellion has had our own army of Drones for some time now.
We are Actually in search for these Jedi Of The Nights and the Empire does have a prisoner on the Prison Planet Of Taroque 4, but no one can get to him.
But I could put it on the table at the next Rebellion Council meeting as to whether we break him out or not.
:::Chuckles::::
Unless of course, YOU think that You can break him out.
GulfStream- Party Crasher
- Number of posts : 189
Pundit Type : Enraged
World View : It's All about Me
I never thought You'd ask.
Aunt Bee- Forum Bureau Chief
- Number of posts : 192
Location : Mayberry
Pundit Type : Adminologist
World View : Always Changin'
GulfStream wrote:I never thought You'd ask.
::::She
goes to her desk and pulls out the information on this Prisoner and where he
may be kept::::
I don't know why I'm giving you this except for an old legend that tells of
someone who is destined to pull the Republic back to our Generally lazy state
before it became completely lazy.
GulfStream- Party Crasher
- Number of posts : 189
Pundit Type : Enraged
World View : It's All about Me
Hey, I have nothing else to do.
And it sounds like fun.
And it sounds like fun.
Aunt Bee- Forum Bureau Chief
- Number of posts : 192
Location : Mayberry
Pundit Type : Adminologist
World View : Always Changin'
You better leave out the back.
And Good Luck.
::::As he leaves with Lando she shakes her head and chuckles as she heads for the door:::::
Poor ignorant Bastard. Doesnt he know what he's heading for?
:::She Opens The Door and Comes Face To Face With Lords Boo and Eli:::::
Darth Boo, I expected to find you at my door holding Eli's Leash.
All morning I couldn't get the phrase; "Come To Daddy" out of My head.
_________________
And Good Luck.
::::As he leaves with Lando she shakes her head and chuckles as she heads for the door:::::
Poor ignorant Bastard. Doesnt he know what he's heading for?
:::She Opens The Door and Comes Face To Face With Lords Boo and Eli:::::
Darth Boo, I expected to find you at my door holding Eli's Leash.
All morning I couldn't get the phrase; "Come To Daddy" out of My head.
_________________
Monochrome Man- Rabble Rowzer
- Number of posts : 68
Pundit Type : Monochrome Chief
World View : Thank God For Satire
May we come in Senator. Eli has something to tell You and it won't take long.
Aunt Bee- Forum Bureau Chief
- Number of posts : 192
Location : Mayberry
Pundit Type : Adminologist
World View : Always Changin'
Certainly gentlemen.
Won't you both come inside-
..and I do hope that it doesn't take long.
I have a hair appointment and massage in an hour.
Won't you both come inside-
..and I do hope that it doesn't take long.
I have a hair appointment and massage in an hour.
Smooth Operator- Party Hostess
- Number of posts : 201
Pundit Type : Conspiratologist
World View : It's All Fake
And Now.....
A Music Interlude
She's A Brick House
A Music Interlude
She's A Brick House
Serina- Active Observer
- Number of posts : 110
Pundit Type : Resident Moderator
World View : Hopeful
Coming Soon To BOO TV
For It's 3rd Season
Now We Return You To Scorpio Rising.....
Already In Progress.
May Force Be With You
For It's 3rd Season
Now We Return You To Scorpio Rising.....
Already In Progress.
May Force Be With You
Newshound- Fake News Chief
- Number of posts : 86
World View : Laughin At It
I Get In The Middle Of A Regulator's Crap And Show You Why Their Shit Doesn't Stink.
Perhaps All He Needs Is A Good Laxative
AND
Jabba The Fat Cat Seen Pimping For A Weight Watcher Program That Will Take Him
Now Perhaps It's Just Me But Maybe If He Stopped Eating Every Illegal Alien He Came In Contact With, He MIGHT Could Lose Some Of That Weight
THEN....
Emperor Boo's New Line Of Sockit To Me Software Has Just Come Out
It Seems That No One Can Get Enough Of This Software That Slaps You In The Face When You Try Logging Onto A Site It Disapproves Of.
PLUS....
Last Week We Reported From An UnKnown Source That Emporer Eli's Wife Was Really His Sister Who Left His Ass To Become A Fabled Jedi Of The Nights Who Say Ni.
What Was I Thinking?
Actually, I Simply Aired It To See If Anyone Was Paying Attention.
You Know Me... I'm Always In The Middle Of Something
THIS IS
Hey Folks.....
First Up..... I Wanna Talk About Jawas
:::::He Sees The Program Director Off Camers:::::
But First, We'll Take A Commercial Break.
We'll Be Right Back...
Aunt Bee- Forum Bureau Chief
- Number of posts : 192
Location : Mayberry
Pundit Type : Adminologist
World View : Always Changin'
The Planet Of Taroque 4
sung to the tune of
Hotel California
In the dark regions of space,
inflight to Taroque 4
Jetstream awoke me, pointing to the Planet's door.
Up ahead in the distance, it gave a shimmering light
There were 4 Moons That Protected it
We'd Have to make up a story, of our plight
There he stood at the gateway
Asking for ID
I was thinking to myself
We could make it hard or make this Hell
Jetstream handed him a card, and he took it to see
There were words uttered from My mouth
And Here Is What Those Words Of Mine Said......
We're Diplomats on a mission, TO Taroque 4
This is the pass we need (We're looking for a guy)
And You'll let us through.
Plenty to do on Taroque 4
Any time we want.( Skycrawler's His Name.)
You'll let us in.
His mind seemed a bit muddled, Seems 2 droids had escaped
They made lots and lots of counterfeit, before getting away
2 droids to remember, 2 not to forget
So I called up to the Ethers
Please show me a sign
And I told the guard .....
And by now I'm sure that they are faaaar ..... away,
We wish you luck with all our might....
And This is what he had to say...
Welcome to the Planet Of Taroque 4
He stamped our cards (gave 'em back)
I'll get You a free room at Taroque 4
He let us through (Gave us a map)
SkyCrawler works Media at Taroque 4
We got a media pass (He then Gave us a key)
We then waved our goodbyes
Drone surrounded cities
Entrance to the Cantina came with a price
Jetstream said: There's our Hotel what a dump- must be over priced
After checking in
I went to look around
We would have to kill our own food
So we decided to eat out.
Right Next to our Hotel
Just A Block From The Door
I found The Building With A Sign Over Head... It Said
"Relax, " said a homeless Droid,
"He is programmed to give us news.
Once You Start Watching,
You Won't Watch Anything Else
Welcome to the Planet Of Taroque 4
It's The Only News (The Droid's A Douche)
He'll Be Out By Noon
Just Reach Out With Your Feelings At Taroque 4
There's No Other Shows (Ratings Will Plunge)
And We Would Be On Our Way
Welcome To The Planet Of Taroque 4
If He's Not A Jedi (Not A Jedi)
Then We're All Screwed
sung to the tune of
Hotel California
In the dark regions of space,
inflight to Taroque 4
Jetstream awoke me, pointing to the Planet's door.
Up ahead in the distance, it gave a shimmering light
There were 4 Moons That Protected it
We'd Have to make up a story, of our plight
There he stood at the gateway
Asking for ID
I was thinking to myself
We could make it hard or make this Hell
Jetstream handed him a card, and he took it to see
There were words uttered from My mouth
And Here Is What Those Words Of Mine Said......
We're Diplomats on a mission, TO Taroque 4
This is the pass we need (We're looking for a guy)
And You'll let us through.
Plenty to do on Taroque 4
Any time we want.( Skycrawler's His Name.)
You'll let us in.
His mind seemed a bit muddled, Seems 2 droids had escaped
They made lots and lots of counterfeit, before getting away
2 droids to remember, 2 not to forget
So I called up to the Ethers
Please show me a sign
And I told the guard .....
And by now I'm sure that they are faaaar ..... away,
We wish you luck with all our might....
And This is what he had to say...
Welcome to the Planet Of Taroque 4
He stamped our cards (gave 'em back)
I'll get You a free room at Taroque 4
He let us through (Gave us a map)
SkyCrawler works Media at Taroque 4
We got a media pass (He then Gave us a key)
We then waved our goodbyes
Drone surrounded cities
Entrance to the Cantina came with a price
Jetstream said: There's our Hotel what a dump- must be over priced
After checking in
I went to look around
We would have to kill our own food
So we decided to eat out.
Right Next to our Hotel
Just A Block From The Door
I found The Building With A Sign Over Head... It Said
"Relax, " said a homeless Droid,
"He is programmed to give us news.
Once You Start Watching,
You Won't Watch Anything Else
Welcome to the Planet Of Taroque 4
It's The Only News (The Droid's A Douche)
He'll Be Out By Noon
Just Reach Out With Your Feelings At Taroque 4
There's No Other Shows (Ratings Will Plunge)
And We Would Be On Our Way
Welcome To The Planet Of Taroque 4
If He's Not A Jedi (Not A Jedi)
Then We're All Screwed
Newshound- Fake News Chief
- Number of posts : 86
World View : Laughin At It
Malcolm
Drew- What Are You Doin?
I'm trying to do a show here and .....
DREW:
I Know- Sorry. Look...
There Are A Couple Of Men Here To See You.
They Say They work For The Emperors and They Have Something VERY Important To Discuss With You.
Malcolm
Did You see their papers?
DREW:
Papers...... They Told Me That I Didn't Need To See any Papers.
I can send in your stand in clone to cover the rest of the show if you'd like.
Malcolm
::::shrugs:::::
Yeah sure. Why not.
Drew- What Are You Doin?
I'm trying to do a show here and .....
DREW:
I Know- Sorry. Look...
There Are A Couple Of Men Here To See You.
They Say They work For The Emperors and They Have Something VERY Important To Discuss With You.
Malcolm
Did You see their papers?
DREW:
Papers...... They Told Me That I Didn't Need To See any Papers.
I can send in your stand in clone to cover the rest of the show if you'd like.
Malcolm
::::shrugs:::::
Yeah sure. Why not.
Newshound- Fake News Chief
- Number of posts : 86
World View : Laughin At It
::::Malcolm walks into his dressing room where he sees 2 Suspicious looking types::::
:::He waves a hand mysteriously before them:::::
I don't owe you money and I have Never Seen Either Of You Before.
:::He waves a hand mysteriously before them:::::
I don't owe you money and I have Never Seen Either Of You Before.
GulfStream- Party Crasher
- Number of posts : 189
Pundit Type : Enraged
World View : It's All about Me
:::::Quazar & Jetstream exchange confused glances at each other and Quazar holds out his hand:::::
The Name's Quazar. Hank Quazar.
This Is My Associate Lando Jetstream and those alternating Jedi mind tricks don't work on us because He's an android and I'm simply amazing
The Name's Quazar. Hank Quazar.
This Is My Associate Lando Jetstream and those alternating Jedi mind tricks don't work on us because He's an android and I'm simply amazing
Newshound- Fake News Chief
- Number of posts : 86
World View : Laughin At It
It's Not a mind trick.
I dont owe anyone ANY money..... and I have never seen either of you 2 before today.
So, What can I do for You Guys?
I dont owe anyone ANY money..... and I have never seen either of you 2 before today.
So, What can I do for You Guys?
GulfStream- Party Crasher
- Number of posts : 189
Pundit Type : Enraged
World View : It's All about Me
You ARE MALCOLM Skycrawler, aren't You?
Newshound- Fake News Chief
- Number of posts : 86
World View : Laughin At It
GulfStream wrote:You ARE MALCOLM Skycrawler, aren't You?
::::Scoffs::::
Don't you watch my show?
What's This About?
GulfStream- Party Crasher
- Number of posts : 189
Pundit Type : Enraged
World View : It's All about Me
:::::Lando & Quazar::::::
We Don't Watch Much TV
Look, We're Agents From The Empirical Confidential Department Of Classified Resources, Top Secret Division.
:::::Quazar Shows Malcolm His Fake I.D.::::
And The Empire Needs You Sir and You Should Come With Us.
We Don't Watch Much TV
Look, We're Agents From The Empirical Confidential Department Of Classified Resources, Top Secret Division.
:::::Quazar Shows Malcolm His Fake I.D.::::
And The Empire Needs You Sir and You Should Come With Us.
Newshound- Fake News Chief
- Number of posts : 86
World View : Laughin At It
That's a blank sheet of paper. SIR.
Besides, I hate the Boo Empire
Besides, I hate the Boo Empire
GulfStream- Party Crasher
- Number of posts : 189
Pundit Type : Enraged
World View : It's All about Me
:::Emphatically::::
No It's NOT a blank sheet of paper...
It's Psychic Paper, The Holder is supposed to impose an image to what he wants the reader to see.
And obviously You are not wanting to see it.
No It's NOT a blank sheet of paper...
It's Psychic Paper, The Holder is supposed to impose an image to what he wants the reader to see.
And obviously You are not wanting to see it.
Newshound- Fake News Chief
- Number of posts : 86
World View : Laughin At It
Well, It's Blank for me.
Look, I appreciate it- and I am flattered but I can't come with you guys
Look, I appreciate it- and I am flattered but I can't come with you guys
Durango- Awakener
- Number of posts : 25
You mean that You know why we have come?
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