World's Worst Persons And Their Charity

You had said that I was Under your protection.
What a raw deal THAT Was.
Stephen Colbert & Jon Stewart Can\'t even help Someone With Autism Spectrum Who Asked.... Begged For their help. Which begs the question, \"Why do they hate those under their own charity outfit.

They Use and abuse me.
I Hate You BOTH
Of Course, You Already know that Boys.

And still considered Worse Persons.
This Week, Tied For 1st Place.


More Coming

Nobody would believe the abuse they afflicted apon me but the right people know the truth.

Maybe Mitch Durango could use a research assistant (He's the relatively Normal Bayou Boy From Jersey Shore)


Douchebags
And to think they were my heroes.

Told me that he was divorced (Stephen That Is) and Even Psychically masterbated with me.

Oh silly me- he told me it was Jon who was jealous NOT Evelyn

Sorry for the mix up Crow
  

Really, honestly- We just wanted some outside help.

Not to be abused and misused.

You know fellas, I have stress related rashes all over my body. (Unless it's psychic herpes)
I have room mates I am trying to get away from and I am trying to grow.

I never hated anyone before but I am beginning to seriously consider that Jon Stewart & Stephen Colberty are the Controlled opposition and they simply wanted to keep us in a box JUST where they wanted meme.

They kinda remind me of Andy Griffith from that Movie "A Face IN The Crowd"
Just a couple of elite hypacrites.

I never hated anyone before, now I am starting too.
THEN there's the rumor that they are Bi for each other which - I won't even touch THAT.

Must have struck a nerve somewhere already.

You know boys. You created this. You Created the monster I am becoming. I'm sure that was what You wanted.

And I'm going to keep manifesting this pain until I'm good and ready to "Let it go"

But you know, I am starting to like the pain.

It's starting to feel GOOD.
But inflicting pain is what You are both good at.

Ya know DD- we tried being reasonable and sane and asked for truth and clarity.
These so called "Reasonable" douchetards didnt give us aid, truth, reasonable answers, MUCH less Clarity.


Now HOW reasonable is that?

If you ask meme, They sure look like Hitler to me.

This website was once a type of tribute to them, if you will at one point. I never asked for praise but some in direct outside help would have been nice. Even a Big Brotherly support kinda way.

But what did they do?
Well, they know what they did

My only question for now is; "Do either of you see any other view but your own cross eyed vision"?

We even suggested that Autism awareness needed Big Brother/Big Sister types- Heck, we would have been happy to go FAR from You 2 as possible-  like say the West Coast.

But No- You both Poo Pooed that idea.

What was wrong with THAT Idea is ANYONE's guess.

Assholes

But tellya what- I challenge anybody who is reading this to ask one of those clowns what That problem would be if the above happened.

I DARE Any Of You.

Of course, you're probly a bunch of pussies like they are.

Ya know DD- I thought at one time Jon and Stephen were like "REAL" people.
But like many celebrities who need exotic pets, they needed something to use, abuse, and occupy their time because their life is too easy and mundane. Imagine the laughs we provided them.... not by anything we wrote but because we amused them.


Did you know they use this website as abridge? Yeah- And didnt even ask meme.

And yet here we are.

How about that boys?

Imagine if you will- that they made our lives worse than it already was.


That aughta put stars in yer crowns boys.


And GOOD for you.

we didnt ask to be abused and YET we were willing to pay tribute and honored them.


What do they do-judge us, toy with our feelings for them, lied to us, manipulated us, and abused a special "LINK" that we have.


Ya know Jon- Stephen, every dog has their day. And we would have done anything for you two. But you hurt us BIG time.

The thing that bothers me most is the fact we were exploited.
Well, our talents.

We couldnt help that we could parody Jon and Stephen and Even "Mitch Durango"

Mitch didnt seem to mind but we understaood that Jon Minded A LOT.

We understood that imitation was the greatest form of flattery. But we werent trying to merely flatter. This site was started in love. First as a source of our therapy and then a tribute.

We wanted to talk to clarify a few things. And is it any wonder that they wouldn't even talk to us except through the TV screen and this screen yer looking at now...?"

And frankly, I'm spent and BB is spent. We asked for outside help and what we got was Exploitation.

Oh fer Gawd's Sakes Kids Grow The Hell Up

Jon and Stephen Being The Controlled Op Is Old News.
 

Like Many THings In The Land Of Crewd, You Just Have To Get Rid Of Them And Move On.



For example, Just the other day I Traded In My Brain Bleach
 

For Barf Bags, and My Life Has Never Been The Same.

Wait.... is that Allspice  in the air.... or the musky aroma of cheeky pomposity....?


Or maybe I need to change the litterbox.

Smooth Operator wrote:You had said that I was Under your protection.
What a raw deal THAT Was.
Stephen Colbert & Jon Stewart Can\'t even help Someone With Autism Spectrum Who Asked.... Begged For their help. Which begs the question, \"Why do they hate those under their own charity outfit.

They Use and abuse me.
I Hate You BOTH
Of Course, You Already know that Boys.

And still considered Worse Persons.
This Week, Tied For 1st Place.


More Coming

Ohhh DD And Aunt BB..... If I were Jon Stewart (which I dont admit nor deny)
I'm just a comedien and I can fake liking a charity if I wish. And Frankly, I don't REALLY want to help either of you.
 
 
I know how you two are when You're mad- just go ahead and blow off some steam- let it out.
It will be good for you.

As far as Hank- I mean Stephen- He'll REALLY have to do the explaining on his end.
(That's not karma I want to take ANY part of)

Lessee....
Controlled Opposition.... Check

Douchetard..... Check

Bisexual.... No- But Jon Has Been coming on to me for years
(And Please- noone tell my exwife or fake online wife- Thanks)

As far as my ex- she followed me to the Emmy's. She insisted, claiming that she would bring me luck. (And when I won the 2nd Emmy, she insisted on coming home with me after which I humbly declined and responded with "Sorry- My online Wife Would REALLY not understand"
(And obviously she doesnt)

As far as worst person... HAH! I have 2 More Emmy's so BITE ME.

And abuse...? No- I like cruelty but ONLY when it's sexy.

And Charity? I'm not sure if I'm in the loop there.

And I too decline to admit or deny whether or not I am Stephen Colbert

::::Sighs:::

We were sincerely asking for yer help guys.
We know that celebrities have a lot to do like making movies in Egypt and vacationing in Italy and Winning Emmys and all.


I'm just a graion of sand. A Nobody.
But We suspected you both resembled real people.

\Marginally.
Now excuse me while I pee on your legs

Ohhhh what a sad sad shame that Uncles Scrappy And Scoobie ended up being like Andy Griffith in "A Face In The Crowd"


Poor Scoob- :::Laughs:::: I Mean the Cartoon.

You know, I don't want to be ugly but what would it have hurt to quietly... even anonymously Help someone who really needed it?

Times are tough and if we dont start working together for the greater good, what are we doing? And I believed that Scoob and Scrappy stood for that

Yeah Serena,. it would have been great if we would have kept the old Scoob and Scrappy routine- But alas, love dont dont enter into it any more. Stephen and crow deserve each other as far as I'm concerned.

But here's the rub.

We have been treated badly by room mates and cheats and the main thing we EVER wanted was a way to move up out of our lot in life.

But no. Mr Emmy trundles off without a care in the world with his wife and family (And thats his good fortune) And Mr. Alan Brady aka Jon Stewart Directs, also has a show and "Claims" to care about Real so-called people.(Again, his good fortune)  Actually, they both did say that about real sop-called people- and I believed them.

Then there's the special link we share which is REALLY cool- Like an esp kinda thing.

I mean it's AMAZING...! And to think we cant even talk about it due to this communication problem we have.

It's a pisser to share something like that with kindred spirits and you cant even fucking talk to them one on one.

Serina wrote:Ohhhh what a sad sad shame that Uncles Scrappy And Scoobie ended up being like Andy Griffith in "A Face In The Crowd"


Poor Scoob- :::Laughs:::: I Mean the Cartoon.

You know, I don't want to be ugly but what would it have hurt to quietly... even anonymously Help someone who really needed it?

Times are tough and if we dont start working together for the greater good, what are we doing? And I believed that Scoob and Scrappy stood for that

I thought they stood for a lot of things Serena.

Helping the regular Joe- I doubt it.
But to add insult to injury they abuse us as well-
Real pals.

Still Morons And Worst Persons.
 

But in their defense, they told me that when they first came across your site They believed you were web bots.


Then again, I am just an Avatar

Well Mitch, DD and I believed that we worked the whole web bot misunderstanding out QUITE some time ago- NOW DAYS, the Boys are simply using our site for online and Psychic masterbation.
 
Who Knew.
 
I kinda expected it from Stephen but Jon- I Mean "BOB", I am totally suprised.
  
And to think I went on a private retreat with them recently. I sure hope there's not a third party in our telepathic link.

But that's not what this is about is it?
 
We asked for their help and instead of helping, they masterbate with us.
Maybe it was a metaphor for "Fuck Off"

You know, it is kinda funny isnt it how someone can go online and say anything they want whether it's true or not and no matter how outlandish it may appear-  and I am so glad Stephen clarified how anti censorship he is on his show last night. And with that, I am going to say JUST what I please.
 
You know, I was thinking of Chess just the other day and once again they both mention Chess. Isn't that cool?
 
But no one has to believe me as to whether "THESE bayou boys are real or not Just look at their faces from last night's shows. Poor things, I'm sure that BB and I scared you boys silly by starting this thread.
 
Or maybe we simply scared your handlers.
But regardless, does someone NOT want you boys to help someone with Autism Spectrum Disorder.... the VERY focus of Your Charity? I would think that there's a crime in that scenerio somewhere.
Unless of course You both ARE the controlled opposition
 
Mitch, can you or Keith help us instead?     

PS-
 
YES Jon, You both still look like Hitler to us.