Please Mr One K
Sung To The Tune Of:
The Midnight Special
by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Well..... We went over to the Big Top, the only carnival in town
We're here to see Mr One K, you see we beat the clowns
AInt no animals in the circus, only freaks runnin round
But you better be watchin, boy- or you'll have trouble on your hands
[Chorus:]
Oh Mr One K help us in a jam
Ohh Mr One K help us find a recipe
Please Mr One K help us in a jam
Please Mr One K help us find a recipe
Oh Mr One K- where's the Professor Man
Oh Mr One K- where's that Professor Man
The Scarecrows were easy, didnt know what we were doin
Gave us magic paper, and they let us through
No chips on our shoulders, the clowns they got pied
We've come to see Mr. One K, we're here to see the man
[Chorus]
Oh Mr One K help us in a jam
Ohh Mr One K help us find a recipe
Please Mr One K help us in a jam
Please Mr One K help us find a recipe
Oh Mr One K- where's the Professor Man
Oh Mr One K- where's that Professor Man
So we're here at the circus, with paper in our hand
A thing in my pocket, for the Professor Man
The Ringmaster told us to wait here, and here is where we stay
If Mr K decides to eat us, Then I'm Gemini bound
[Chorus]
Oh Mr One K help us in a jam
Ohh Mr One K help us find a recipe
Please Mr One K help us in a jam
Please Mr One K help us find a recipe
Oh Mr One K- where's the Professor Man
Oh Mr One K- where's that Professor Man