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I'm not supposed to wrestle it am I?
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Serina
Lucid Dreamer
Aunt Bee
GulfStream
Newshound
Smooth Operator
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Gemini To Libra: A Leap For Harmony
GulfStream- Party Crasher
- Number of posts : 189
Pundit Type : Enraged
World View : It's All about Me
Dr Spence- Rabble Rowzer
- Number of posts : 50
Oh, you will wrestle it...
.... a wrestling of wits....to make that thing become human.... or human like, for it was much like you and me. But that is for the Professor to explain.
IF you can do it? Otherwise, you'll be sent back to the clowns and I know you wouldn't want that.
Are you ready?
.... a wrestling of wits....to make that thing become human.... or human like, for it was much like you and me. But that is for the Professor to explain.
IF you can do it? Otherwise, you'll be sent back to the clowns and I know you wouldn't want that.
Are you ready?
GulfStream- Party Crasher
- Number of posts : 189
Pundit Type : Enraged
World View : It's All about Me
Just tell me what to expect and I'll get started.
Monochrome Man- Rabble Rowzer
- Number of posts : 68
Pundit Type : Monochrome Chief
World View : Thank God For Satire
::::As Nick walks over to face his final test, Hazbro walks in with The Clown Master
and He sits between The RingMaster and Harmony as The Clown Master stands close by::::
I don't believe we have met, I'm Remington Hazbro and You will obey Me.
Dr Spence- Rabble Rowzer
- Number of posts : 50
::::Gets out a book, Area 38 for dummies and the lies you forgot to remember, and thumbs thru it:::
....Ahhhh yes, Hazbro- Right here, the first Mr. 1K and the reason Area 38 sucks now.
So why don't you be a good lad and see if Nick Quazar even passes this test, THEN we'll see who the Master is of WHAT.
Shall We?
....Ahhhh yes, Hazbro- Right here, the first Mr. 1K and the reason Area 38 sucks now.
So why don't you be a good lad and see if Nick Quazar even passes this test, THEN we'll see who the Master is of WHAT.
Shall We?
Aunt Bee- Forum Bureau Chief
- Number of posts : 192
Location : Mayberry
Pundit Type : Adminologist
World View : Always Changin'
And Now For Somethimg
Completely Different.....
Completely Different.....
Smooth Operator- Party Hostess
- Number of posts : 201
Pundit Type : Conspiratologist
World View : It's All Fake
I Can Win
Sung to the tune of
I Can't Dance
by Genesis
Tin Man starin down
Starin right at me like there's NOTHIN there
Metal Man- 10 feet tall
A test of my wits, the third's the charm
I can play, I can win
Only thing I worry 'bouts outside the ring
I can play, I can win
Im just here waitin for my cue
I can play, I can win
I'm just waiting for tin man to move
RingMaster & Hazbro sittin at the ring
Staring each other down as if they could scream
Hazbro has a sword, Ringmaster a book
But I gotta hunch Ringmaster could rub his face in the dirt
I can play, I can win
Only thing I worry 'bouts outside the ring
I can play, I can win
Im just standing here awaitin my cue
I can play, I can win
Waitin for 2 souls at sword play
Oh Harmony is there too,
And the clown Master looking on.
Screwdriver laying between her shoes,
Ringmaster slipped it to her, creating a mood
Her smile is sly, as the clown speaks- but he has nothin to say
Never thought much could be seen outside the ring
I can play, I can win
Only thing I worry 'bouts outside the ring
I can play, I can win
Im just standing here awaitin my cue
I can play, I can win
Seeing which clown can beat the odds
Oh all questions will be answered the right way
Everyone is looking on
Perfect rhythm, the perfect pace- uh-huh.
I can play, I can win
Only thing I worry 'bouts outside the ring
I can play, I can win
Im just standing here awaitin my fate
I can play, I can win
I'm just waitin for tin man to move
I could run
But I can wait
I can play
Playin to win
I can win
Sung to the tune of
I Can't Dance
by Genesis
Tin Man starin down
Starin right at me like there's NOTHIN there
Metal Man- 10 feet tall
A test of my wits, the third's the charm
I can play, I can win
Only thing I worry 'bouts outside the ring
I can play, I can win
Im just here waitin for my cue
I can play, I can win
I'm just waiting for tin man to move
RingMaster & Hazbro sittin at the ring
Staring each other down as if they could scream
Hazbro has a sword, Ringmaster a book
But I gotta hunch Ringmaster could rub his face in the dirt
I can play, I can win
Only thing I worry 'bouts outside the ring
I can play, I can win
Im just standing here awaitin my cue
I can play, I can win
Waitin for 2 souls at sword play
Oh Harmony is there too,
And the clown Master looking on.
Screwdriver laying between her shoes,
Ringmaster slipped it to her, creating a mood
Her smile is sly, as the clown speaks- but he has nothin to say
Never thought much could be seen outside the ring
I can play, I can win
Only thing I worry 'bouts outside the ring
I can play, I can win
Im just standing here awaitin my cue
I can play, I can win
Seeing which clown can beat the odds
Oh all questions will be answered the right way
Everyone is looking on
Perfect rhythm, the perfect pace- uh-huh.
I can play, I can win
Only thing I worry 'bouts outside the ring
I can play, I can win
Im just standing here awaitin my fate
I can play, I can win
I'm just waitin for tin man to move
I could run
But I can wait
I can play
Playin to win
I can win
GulfStream- Party Crasher
- Number of posts : 189
Pundit Type : Enraged
World View : It's All about Me
Nick came face to face with the tall Silver Mechanical man
- or was it?
He sensed some life inside but was not certain what type or how much life remained.
Then it's head moved and it began to speak:
Tin Man
Welcome To The BigTop at Area 38, where all irrelevant creatures from this Universe and Lost Creatures from other dimensions are processed, reevaluated, and given a new number and designation upon arrival.
Sensors indicate that You are a Man not from this Universe so You will be reassigned. For your comfort and Your convenience we ask that You please be seated and graciously answer the following:
What is Your name?
NICK:
You will give me your name.
Tin Man
What?
NICK:
Thank you Mr. What. You will now tell me your first name.
Tin Man
It's not what.
NICK:
Oh good, Mr. Not What. And you will tell me your designation
Tin Man
It's not Not What. I am Mr 1,000.2 in a half
NICK:
And how long have you been this way Mr 1,000.2 in a half?
Tin Man
I will ask the questions! Where did you come from before your arrival?
NICK:
Irrelevant.
Next question.
:::Nick then noticed something strange- the Mechanical man started to glow and transform before his eyes::::
Tin Man
Records show that we do not have enough information to process you as a new resident.
We will begin again. What is your name?
NICK:
I regret to inform you that residents are only allowed to ask 3 questions
and all of yours have been used up.
All others have and will be deleted.
Tin Man
I am Mr One Thousand point 2 in a half.
:::Begins to spin one way and then the other::::Levitates::::
New residents must be processed, reassigned, given a numbered designation, stamped and moved into new residence .....
I am a number....a name.... No! ... I stamp.... YES...!
I index, file and make coffee....
:::Begins to spin around and around in the air:::
:::Begins to speak rapidly then slowly:::
Obey! Ohhhhh- BORT .... Ohhhh BEY!! OHHHHHHH BORT !!!! OHHHHH BAAAAY . . . . . !
:::: Then the creature stopped speaking and began an entire transformation as it floats back to the ground:::::
::::And Nick looked at the woman before His eyes:::::
Nick:
And who might you be?
- or was it?
He sensed some life inside but was not certain what type or how much life remained.
Then it's head moved and it began to speak:
Tin Man
Welcome To The BigTop at Area 38, where all irrelevant creatures from this Universe and Lost Creatures from other dimensions are processed, reevaluated, and given a new number and designation upon arrival.
Sensors indicate that You are a Man not from this Universe so You will be reassigned. For your comfort and Your convenience we ask that You please be seated and graciously answer the following:
What is Your name?
NICK:
You will give me your name.
Tin Man
What?
NICK:
Thank you Mr. What. You will now tell me your first name.
Tin Man
It's not what.
NICK:
Oh good, Mr. Not What. And you will tell me your designation
Tin Man
It's not Not What. I am Mr 1,000.2 in a half
NICK:
And how long have you been this way Mr 1,000.2 in a half?
Tin Man
I will ask the questions! Where did you come from before your arrival?
NICK:
Irrelevant.
Next question.
:::Nick then noticed something strange- the Mechanical man started to glow and transform before his eyes::::
Tin Man
Records show that we do not have enough information to process you as a new resident.
We will begin again. What is your name?
NICK:
I regret to inform you that residents are only allowed to ask 3 questions
and all of yours have been used up.
All others have and will be deleted.
Tin Man
I am Mr One Thousand point 2 in a half.
:::Begins to spin one way and then the other::::Levitates::::
New residents must be processed, reassigned, given a numbered designation, stamped and moved into new residence .....
I am a number....a name.... No! ... I stamp.... YES...!
I index, file and make coffee....
:::Begins to spin around and around in the air:::
:::Begins to speak rapidly then slowly:::
Obey! Ohhhhh- BORT .... Ohhhh BEY!! OHHHHHHH BORT !!!! OHHHHH BAAAAY . . . . . !
:::: Then the creature stopped speaking and began an entire transformation as it floats back to the ground:::::
::::And Nick looked at the woman before His eyes:::::
Nick:
And who might you be?
Serina- Active Observer
- Number of posts : 110
Pundit Type : Resident Moderator
World View : Hopeful
::::To Nick::::
Professor...?
Is that You?
Lucid Dreamer- Rabble Rowzer
- Number of posts : 57
:::Mutters:::
Oh My God ....
:::The Ringmaster and Harmony get up and approach the ring That Nick and Maven are in::::::
Oh My God ....
:::The Ringmaster and Harmony get up and approach the ring That Nick and Maven are in::::::
Dr Spence- Rabble Rowzer
- Number of posts : 50
::::He transforms as He enters the ring::::
Maven, arent You going to give me a hug?
Maven, arent You going to give me a hug?
Serina- Active Observer
- Number of posts : 110
Pundit Type : Resident Moderator
World View : Hopeful
I'll give you more than that....
::::She kisses him and Gives Harmony a great big hug:::::
::::Harmony begins to cry:::::
::::She kisses him and Gives Harmony a great big hug:::::
::::Harmony begins to cry:::::
GulfStream- Party Crasher
- Number of posts : 189
Pundit Type : Enraged
World View : It's All about Me
:::To Maven:::::
Stop..... you're making Harmony cry.
:::To the Professor::::
I should have known that you were the professor by that British accent and your cheeky attitude.
And you make girls cry to boot...
I hope you're SATISFIED.
Stop..... you're making Harmony cry.
:::To the Professor::::
I should have known that you were the professor by that British accent and your cheeky attitude.
And you make girls cry to boot...
I hope you're SATISFIED.
Lucid Dreamer- Rabble Rowzer
- Number of posts : 57
It's okay Nick, She's my sister.
Newshound- Fake News Chief
- Number of posts : 86
World View : Laughin At It
:::::Steps in through the interdimensional doorway::::::
Ahhhh good- I see you passed the 3rd test.... I had no doubts.
Ahhhh good- I see you passed the 3rd test.... I had no doubts.
Dr Spence- Rabble Rowzer
- Number of posts : 50
Good to see you Bob- Of course He did-
afterall- you were the one who said that Nick was the only one who could do it.
Newshound- Fake News Chief
- Number of posts : 86
World View : Laughin At It
Of course I did Sir.
Like You, He's my friend- I knew he could be trusted to do the task
Like You, He's my friend- I knew he could be trusted to do the task
GulfStream- Party Crasher
- Number of posts : 189
Pundit Type : Enraged
World View : It's All about Me
Wait....
You can see each other?
You can see each other?
Lucid Dreamer- Rabble Rowzer
- Number of posts : 57
Who are you guys talking about?
Serina- Active Observer
- Number of posts : 110
Pundit Type : Resident Moderator
World View : Hopeful
He's A holographic projection.
I can't see Him, but I can hear him.
The Professor needed to get an outsider to lift the spell Hazbro placed over me.
Isn't that right Professor?
:::The Professor nods::::
I must have been in stasis for a LONG time.
GulfStream- Party Crasher
- Number of posts : 189
Pundit Type : Enraged
World View : It's All about Me
Serina wrote:
He's A holographic projection.
I can't see Him, but I can hear him.
The Professor needed to get an outsider to lift the spell Hazbro placed over me.
Isn't that right Professor?
:::The Professor nods::::
I must have been in stasis for a LONG time.
Will someone explain what's going on because I am starting to get really pissed.
Dr Spence- Rabble Rowzer
- Number of posts : 50
:::Shape shifts back into The RingMaster:::::
You have been a great help Nick- And a good sport... perhaps I should explain things
:::He snaps his fingers:::::
You have been a great help Nick- And a good sport... perhaps I should explain things
:::He snaps his fingers:::::
Aunt Bee- Forum Bureau Chief
- Number of posts : 192
Location : Mayberry
Pundit Type : Adminologist
World View : Always Changin'
Harmony
to the tune of:
Mr Bojangles
by From Fosse
I knew a girl named Harmony She was once a clown
She....... could dance.
With silver hair, and attitude
And broadview,
She cooood.... Pirouette
She jumped so high,
She spun so fast,
Then she lightly touched down
Har- Moe-Nee, She was Har- Moe-Nee,
Har- Moe-Nee, dance!
I met Her and Maven several years ago
I was ....On the run
She was once a clown and told me, the dangers here
Hazbro had made some friends,
Both girls wanted out
Wanted out
Taken back, there was a catch
They both wanted to accompany me
Then Hazbro sent someone to trap me here
turned Maven Into Tin
Then Harmony clicked her heels and jumped away
She jumped so high, then did a pirouette
Then just disappeared,- disappeared, there was no finding her any-where
Har- Moe-Nee, She was Har- Moe-Nee,
Har- Moe-Nee, spin
La-dee da da...
Hum-um-um...
Dee-dah-dah-dah
I promised Maven that I'd make things right
To make her like new
I dont know if she heard what I had said
And for 15 years she stood
Then I found a way to release her bonds
And contacted an old friend, then asked him to help me out
I still cant believe that he agreed
He said there's more than one way to skin a cat
You gotta have rhythm and beat
and style and grace
And he wanted My recipe
He said "She'd" have to help, for this to work
He meant Harmony
I tried shaking My head
I felt so bad
Then I heard him asking Me "Please!"
"Please!"
Har- Moe-Nee, She was Har- Moe-Nee,
Har- Moe-Nee,
Play!
It took a while and took some time
And he found the one
Bob knew Nick would come through
He said Harmony would come around, without asking her help
she wanted her sister back
I would see her from afar and I could see
Spinning herself away from Clowns and other foes, with her usual flair
Then .... she would gently land on her feet
I asked- Har-Moe-nee
He said- Har- Moe-nee
Silently
Please
to the tune of:
Mr Bojangles
by From Fosse
I knew a girl named Harmony She was once a clown
She....... could dance.
With silver hair, and attitude
And broadview,
She cooood.... Pirouette
She jumped so high,
She spun so fast,
Then she lightly touched down
Har- Moe-Nee, She was Har- Moe-Nee,
Har- Moe-Nee, dance!
I met Her and Maven several years ago
I was ....On the run
She was once a clown and told me, the dangers here
Hazbro had made some friends,
Both girls wanted out
Wanted out
Taken back, there was a catch
They both wanted to accompany me
Then Hazbro sent someone to trap me here
turned Maven Into Tin
Then Harmony clicked her heels and jumped away
She jumped so high, then did a pirouette
Then just disappeared,- disappeared, there was no finding her any-where
Har- Moe-Nee, She was Har- Moe-Nee,
Har- Moe-Nee, spin
La-dee da da...
Hum-um-um...
Dee-dah-dah-dah
I promised Maven that I'd make things right
To make her like new
I dont know if she heard what I had said
And for 15 years she stood
Then I found a way to release her bonds
And contacted an old friend, then asked him to help me out
I still cant believe that he agreed
He said there's more than one way to skin a cat
You gotta have rhythm and beat
and style and grace
And he wanted My recipe
He said "She'd" have to help, for this to work
He meant Harmony
I tried shaking My head
I felt so bad
Then I heard him asking Me "Please!"
"Please!"
Har- Moe-Nee, She was Har- Moe-Nee,
Har- Moe-Nee,
Play!
It took a while and took some time
And he found the one
Bob knew Nick would come through
He said Harmony would come around, without asking her help
she wanted her sister back
I would see her from afar and I could see
Spinning herself away from Clowns and other foes, with her usual flair
Then .... she would gently land on her feet
I asked- Har-Moe-nee
He said- Har- Moe-nee
Silently
Please
GulfStream- Party Crasher
- Number of posts : 189
Pundit Type : Enraged
World View : It's All about Me
:::::Sobbing::::
That
Is SOOOO
Beautiful..... :::Blubbering:::: and:::: Sweet.....!
You even made Bob cry
And you should be A....shamed...
That
Is SOOOO
Beautiful..... :::Blubbering:::: and:::: Sweet.....!
You even made Bob cry
And you should be A....shamed...
Monochrome Man- Rabble Rowzer
- Number of posts : 68
Pundit Type : Monochrome Chief
World View : Thank God For Satire
::::Clapping slowly as he and the clown master approaches::::
That's all very touching.... moving, que sera.... sera....
But now let's get back to business shall we?
:::Speaking directly to The Professor::::
The business of Me taking your head as well as this Universe.
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